I'm going to the casino...
Yeah. It's 10:35, I just watched "Bambi", and I'm feeling lucky. So, Ms. Cine and I have decided that we want to partake in a night of unbridled, unabashed gambling!
Wish me luck, and if you don't see my fat ass again, you'll know I've struck it rich. However, if you see me replying this tomorrow morning with a disposition similar to that of an anally probed alien abductee, you'll know I probably blew 1 large because I'm an addict.
Rack 'em up, bitches!