Someone killed da easter bunny

Started by lil bitchiness3 pages

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh no, the Easter Bunny is dead!

Now we can't use a giant rabbit to represent the death and ressurection of Jesus Christ!!!

(Kinda shows you how ****ed up we are as a race doesn't it?)

-AC

The eggs represent rebirth and something new - rabbits are taken from pagan tradition and they represent fertility.

Makes sense...kinda.

And the pastel colors represent that the easter bunny has an exceptional fashion sense! 🙂

"The eggs represent rebirth and something new - rabbits are taken from pagan tradition and they represent fertility.

Makes sense...kinda."

Yeah I know what it's supposed to represent. Just think it's really...really dumb. To each their own I guess.

-AC

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i got detention once for telling a bunch of 3rd graders there was no easter bunny

haha i got suspended for tellin 2nd graders that the tooth fairy is really a 50 year old tubbalard man who steals teeth and has slaves sharpen them for him so he can slit santa clause's neck and put the blood in their stockings..and if they're lucky they just might get a lung......yea the lil kids told their parents who told the principal who told my parents who thought it was pretty funny

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
haha i got suspended for tellin 2nd graders that the tooth fairy is really a 50 year old tubbalard man who steals teeth and has slaves sharpen them for him so he can slit santa clause's neck and put the blood in their stockings..and if they're lucky they just might get a lung......yea the lil kids told their parents who told the principal who told my parents who thought it was pretty funny

😂

Easter bunny is dead 😆 i'm gonna tell small children he's dead now 😈

I'll kill the first person that tells my kids any such lie.

you cant kill the bunny i am the bunny 😱

There see, the Easter Bunny lives, in fact I think she is Elvis's pet 🐰

i have 2 hours to make ****ing bunny ears!! scared

They must be so much harder to make that just the normal bunny ears - I guess you could use vibrators to get the ****ing effect.

Everything was once a Pagan tradition when it comes to Christianity. Stuff was just changed up to smear the whole Pagan campaign. 😬

Not everything, Easter was not.

da easter bunny? dead?

Yes the easter bunny is road kill, if hes lucky some hillbillys will find him and make a meal out of him if not he will just rot away.

animal cruelty...😐

not relay he's dead already

dead cruelty...😐

The dead dont feel anything