Korri and Moose's Butcher Shop

Started by Corran19 pages
Corran Lucifer

Well no that does not MAKE you a ****, I think that even with more clothes you would still be a **** 😛

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Corran
Well no that does not MAKE you a ****, I think that even with more clothes you would still be a **** 😛

Listen Mister man...*pokes Corran's nose* I've had sex with NO more that 18 people this week....19 if you're lucky... 😖hifty:

Korri Senior Member

Meat is not being sold!

Corran Lucifer

Oh ONLY 18 that's not soo bad....hey wait there are 3 moose weeks in a human week!!!!

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Korri
Meat is not being sold!

It is....but under false pretenses.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Corran
Oh ONLY 18 that's not soo bad....hey wait there are 3 moose weeks in a human week!!!!

I was so hoping you'd forget that... 😮

Korri Senior Member
Originally posted by Da Moose
It is....but under false pretenses.

cry im feeling left out of this thing.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Korri
cry im feeling left out of this thing.

*hops on Korri's lap*

Better? 😄

Corran Lucifer

Originally posted by Da Moose
I was so hoping you'd forget that... 😮
Almost, almost, it was when you sat on my lap I kinda got all excited and the blood rushed from my head, I just clean forgot, it was only the Antlerless moose calendar on the wall that made me remember.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Corran
Almost, almost, it was when you sat on my lap I kinda got all excited and the blood rushed from my head, I just clean forgot, it was only the Antlerless moose calendar on the wall that made me remember.

Ugh...that calendar....I was the 13th moose for it....but they said...my antlers...were...too....*sobs* can't say it....

Korri Senior Member

shock

Corran Lucifer

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ugh...that calendar....I was the 13th moose for it....but they said...my antlers...were...too....*sobs* can't say it....
They look fine to me, hell they look better than fine, you have a fantastic pair of Antlers, but if you are not completely happy you could always get the filing job done on them.

Korri Senior Member

Stop flirting and get butchering! 😠

Corran Lucifer

Right errmm, I have to go now - but I'll be down the pub if anyone wants to come along for copius amounts of alcohol.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Corran
They look fine to me, hell they look better than fine, you have a fantastic pair of Antlers, but if you are not completely happy you could always get the filing job done on them.

Thank...*dabs eyes with kleenex*

They told me that they looked....too....wood like! Can you believe that? Do you like my wood?

Korri Senior Member

Behave Thyself 😠

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Korri
Behave Thyself 😠

Not on your life. 🙂

Jedi Priestess yeah baby

<-----is trying to figure out why my husband to be is featuring prominently in threads with Korri?

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
<-----is trying to figure out why my husband to be is featuring prominently in threads with Korri?

Did we get married already? 🙄

You keep leaving...and I assume the wedding will take place here?

Jedi Priestess yeah baby

Meh Im still trying to find the perfect garter. 😉