I wanna start a kmc family

Originally posted by PinkDiamonds
i plan to sit on here all day. *yawns* yawn

Originally posted by syko freak
how about Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is clear!

your mamma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she said "moving"

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Originally posted by gefallen_engel
your mamma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she said "moving"

your mamma is so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!

Ur mumas so fat that after she was born the doctor "drop her like its hot"

Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You

How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble

if you think that the nutcracker is something you did off the highdive once you might be a redneck

your mamas so ugly, she makes yo dada seem pretty

yo mamas cookin's so crap, she makes cold spinnach seem tasty

Originally posted by PinkDiamonds
your mamas so ugly, she makes yo dada seem pretty

your mammas so stupid I told her it was chilly out and she went and got a bowl

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom

😂 😆 😂 😆 😂

your mammas so fat when she sits around the house she really sits "around the house"

i'm bored. this is $h!t