I wanna start a kmc family

can i be the annoying talking parrot who says dirty things?
**gimmie cracker cause your mommy is next**

😖

no ones fed the dog since yesterday

THAT'S IT!

I'm going on the new rug.

😐

😛

😱

**i heard a joke yesterday...from a fellow prostitute bird.**
a woman went to a minister and said,"you have to help my birds.they keep on saying 'hi we're prostitutes wanna have some fun?"
the minister said "ok bring them over to my house " so the next day the lady brought the birds over and put her birds in the cage with the minsters birds and his birds looked at each outher and said "our prayers have been answered" **now give me a cracker something FB 😍

oh. ... no

what do u mean by that FB

fruits_apple Here u go FB

So how is our family doing?JMwave

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
what do u mean by that FB

dunno

Originally posted by Puddin
fruits_apple Here u go FB

no i want puddin shocking

lol, j/k. that apple will do.

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Apples are yummy!JMdroolio

yes!

but ima go poty on the rug anway to piss off the humans!

muhahah

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Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
yes!

but ima go poty on the rug anway to piss off the humans!

muhahah

teehee disguise disguise2

piss2 😆

i want somethinto drink

Here have some applejuice!JM 🍺

try the new beverrage! it's called...

[D R U M R O L L]

WATER!!!!

🙂

thx