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Herc would beat the crap out of him, then write a song about his stunning victory. Here's his ode to the Constrictor:
"'Twas a chilly autumn morn as I ambled through the leaves,
And by chance I came upon the Constrictor's band of thieves!
I smote his two companions but was trapped in his embrace!
So with all my godly might, I pulled back my trusty mace
And then I struck him, struck him, I struck him in the face!
And his nose did break! And his eyes swelled tight!
And his lips did burst! And his teeth gave flight!
And the skull of yon base felon like an o'er ripened melon
Did split itself upon the ground, and stained the sod and stone bright red!
For I had struck him, struck him, I'd struck him on the head!
The fates were smiling on the man! By ev'ry right he should be dead!
For I had struck him, struck him, I'd struck him on the head!"
By Dan Slott in She-Hulk v.3 #9.