blade vs superman

blades half vampire.....vampires drain superman completely....a cocky superman may...just may let him get a first hit.

Yeeeaaahhhh...what makes you think Blade's teeth would even pierce Superman's skin?

Yeah. That's reaaaaallllllllllll likely. Superman decides, hey, this guy deserves to live more than I do. I'll let him walk over here and bite me in the neck. Whoops, he broke his teeth on my invulnerable body. Ooooh! I know! I'll fly to the Batcave and get Batman to fight me! He's got Kryptonite, and he's always ready to get attacked by me, so he'll definitely win! Here I go! ...Whoops, guess Bats isn't as prepared as I thought. Maybe I'll track Doomsday down, and...

Sorry, that was a lot of sarcasm aimed at a thread that I'm pretty sure was a joke. Please say it was a joke, pleaseeeee.

Ummmmmm, what the hell?🤨

long pig, I know damn well that you know better than this, lol.

Originally posted by long pig
blades half vampire.....vampires drain superman completely....a cocky superman may...just may let him get a first hit.

I mean...really...this is just a horrible thread. A waste of finger strength to type it in

And if Blade hits Superman, THAN what????

Supes could probably flick off Blade w/ a finger

Yea...his strength amplified by becoming a vampire..Blade can hit him all he wants but a wooden stake or a silver bullet ain't piercing Supes skin.

This is bad comedy.

I think the comedy here is pretty funny.

Wow who was dumb enough to make this? Blade has a strength that can not compare to Superman if he stabs him then whoops He broke his sword. Superman would kill him with one hit.

Blade will bleed all over batman, and ruin his costume. Booya, biatch! Tide don't work on vampire blood...

OMG...

AHHAHAHHAHAHhAHAH How can Blade kill Superman? Huh, Long pig?

Wait..wouldn't Supes kill himself? With all the sunlight, and junk?

supes smashes blades head in easy

Originally posted by azndrgn
I mean...really...this is just a horrible thread. A waste of finger strength to type it in

Then why would you waste finger strength typing in it yourself?

my answer to the doom vs storm thread...

u got to be kidding me, this is more like how superman can annihilate blade 😘 😘 😘