who's ever skagged the scrag?

LIke for kicks likesay? Offin at the bar with the mates tae get more of a laugh then squak, ken, but still havin no problems getting the gigstick ah running, no?

What the hell are you trying to say? 😑

i made meself perfectly obvious, just as the fact ye obviously hasnae

Dude, switch to a british accent, your scottish one is too hard to read.
I know that "ken" means know and "dinne" means didn't, but other than that I don't have a clue.
"hasnae" = hasn't.
"tae"= to
Ah I give up.

ive no idea what this is about 🤪

it must be his sexual frustrations getting in the way of sensible speech...

skagging the scrag is basically sport shagging fer the ugmos

riiiight!

My grandfather had a pretty thick scottish brogue, if that was suppesed to read as scottish, it didn't.

Originally posted by drunk7daysaweek
skagging the scrag is basically sport shagging fer the ugmos

hahaha...spud from trainspotting is alive and well

😆

come on now people

He's talking about hooking up with a nasty chick at a bar...

Like the Budweiser commercial where the guy is like "I have slept with Carmen Electra's cousin's, uncle's, step-brother's best friend"

only it's the newer one where one guy says "I have taken home the fattest chick at a bar"

Originally posted by Linkalicious
come on now people

He's talking about hooking up with a nasty chick at a bar...

Like the Budweiser commercial where the guy is like "I have slept with Carmen Electra's cousin's, uncle's, step-brother's best friend"

only it's the newer one where one guy says "I have taken home the fattest chick at a bar"

Ah it's just the wee laddies way a sayin he canne pull good lukin girls! 🙄

thats right not like us eh

Originally posted by drunk7daysaweek
LIke for kicks likesay? Offin at the bar with the mates tae get more of a laugh then squak, ken, but still havin no problems getting the gigstick ah running, no?

Is that like having sex with a cheese grater? lookaround