Frosty Beverage
Get 'er Done!
every NIGHT I COME TO HOME TO A LAPTOP SAYING "WHATS FOR DINNER, *****?!" AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING! VACCUUM, COOK, CLEAN! I HATE IT! THIS LAPTOP IS LIKE A THIRD SISTER-IN-LAW! I THINK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF DAMNIT! OKAY?!
notice that statement is false due to the fact that i'm male 😐