Anakin: "I orderred lobster and you bring me the veil? What is wrong with you? You make me so gosh darn angry!"
*Anakin turns to the darkside, falls in a fryer, becomes Vader*
Vader: "WTF?"
Emperor: "Sucks to be you, don't it?"
Vader: "Seriously, WTF?"
Emperor: "What? You almost died, but I revived you. Only problem is your legs are now made from chopsticks. I kept your wee wee in a jar, look"
*Vader stares at the jar*
Vader: "Nooooooooooo!"