News just in: Don't mess with the Bakersfield Monkeys!

Several monkeys escaped a zoo in Bakersfield, California. One of them ripped the face and foot off of the zoo keeper who tried to wrangle them. Two of the Monkeys are still loose somewhere in Bakersfield. 😑

😆

"Right turn, Clyde..." *Wallop...!*

Hope no one spanks them

imagine that

"hey daddy look a monk-ahhh! my face!"

Those monkeys are an unstoppable force not meant to be messed with.

😂 where is bakersfield?

The zookeeper's only chance for salvation is in the form of bananas. Without them, they're as good as dead.

💃

monkeys will take over the world.

Yes.... Placate them with fruit.....!!!

Oh well.... The "Monkeys given infinite chance to accidently write Shakespeare will do it" thing may be as-yet-to-be-seen,
But now we know that they're capable of giving bad amateur face surgery a go....

Hang on a minute...? Is THIS why Michael Jackson looked so drastically
different after his falling out with Bubbles.....? bored

Seriously though.... HOW strong are these monkeys.....?!!??
A Man's Face and foot....? Were they Silverbacks or something...???

I've just heard on the news that the evil monkeys have apparently started peeling off the skin of their victims and wearing them so as to masquerade around as humans and ultimately gain access to the white house.

Hmmmm. Using the "Lecter" escape technique from "Silence of the Lambs".........Cunning...

Very cunning.......

I bet the Zoo guys regret showing those Monkeys THAT particular movie...

omg my mom is from bakersfield! i just visited there last winter!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Several monkeys escaped a zoo in Bakersfield, California. One of them ripped the face and foot off of the zoo keeper who tried to wrangle them. Two of the Monkeys are still loose somewhere in Bakersfield. 😑

Originally posted by SlipknoT
😂 are you seriouse?

Yes Slips, I am serious. 😬 http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002196491_chimps04.html

Originally posted by mordamor22
omg my mom is from bakersfield! i just visited there last winter!

It should be safe to go back to Bakersfield, they killed the monkeys. 😬
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ht...1_chimps04.html

OMG its finaly happening the monkeys are taking over the world

*runs around paniking*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yes Slips, I am serious. 😬 http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002196491_chimps04.html