If Zombies roamed the earth, what would you do?

it depends on whether they are the traditional type of zombies, or the 28 days later style.
if traditional, id just have fun and try to kill lots of them

What if you run out of ammo. Then you just become one big buffet

rednecks never run out of ammo! They keep stock piles of shotgun shells in their sheds. If they do begin to run low.......with a group so large (as I mentioned earlier) you could move around as you wished. Set a good perimeter and move altogether with people on all sides taking out zombies. You could easily make it to the local gun shop to get as much ammo as you wished.

i would probably live in the trees too.

I'd distract the zombies by dressing like a female zombie and pretending I have romantic interest in them. It worked for Bugs Bunny all the time.

But seriously, I would probably drive around my 'hood', ploughing into as many zombies as I could. Any survivors in your 'hood' would surely hear the noise and join you in your crusade. After that it would be pretty much what Evil Dead said.

Come on, we saw how many thousands of zombies encircling the escape vehicles??? Apparently, if you're on the mainland, there is an almost endless supply of infected people to come after you (apparently, they can smell your BRRRRAAAINSSS!), and the mall would eventually be overrun (or you would starve to death, whichever came first).

If I recall, in "Day of the Dead", they had a helicopter. One possibility would be trying to hang glide out (if you were really desparate), either appropriating one from the sporting goods store or building one. Actually, a similar idea wouldn't be bad for sending the line over to the gun store (like maybe via kite).

I still like the idea, though, of using fire to clear a path. Either that or use the sewers to get much further away. They were undetected in the sewer until the lid slammed shut.

I'd be a zombie wolf and go around eating who ever I can

It's all ifs and buts. Wouldn't it be good if we started another story thread zombie style? We could agree on some rules and how we all start off e.g. Underfeat got back home after working the graveyard shift (ooh, graveyard, scary) but when he opened the door, his parents had turned into zombies and were waiting for him!
Meanwhile, samhain walked onto his lawn to get his daily paper but a zombie came out of nowhere and attacked him. samhain pushed the zombie to the grass before it could bite him and ran back inside his house to get his car keys... etc. Eventually we could meet up from our locations.
I just managed to prove myself as king of the zombie anoraks didn't I?

Only if I'm next in line to the throne.

The first thing I'd do is gather all my friends and family and then go somewhere safe where there is no sign of zomibes. I'd go to a gun shop and buy a whole heap of weapons, expecially a sniper rifle. I'd then lead everyone to a safe place and make sure that there was someone of guard with a gun pointed at the door, just in case zombies approched. If I ended up a shopping mall, I'd first drive the zombies out and then loot the shops, making sure to stay upstairs for most of the time. On the roof, I'd make explosives and try to kill every zombie, as well as shooting them in the head with my sniper rifle. There is no point being afriad, it does you no good in that situation.

People don't really get afraid when zombie fever breaks out, they just tend to go insane, possibly because everyone they knew or loved is dead.

each plan has some good parts and some bad parts so simply wat i would do is get all the guns i could go to a place where the zombies are
and fire at as many as i can if that doesnt work.....well im screwed

i'd gather the mean dead nerds, that way learning comes with no problems..Setting up my a army of Sand Souls. like Napoleon, we would roam the earth and eat BRAINS with no purpose. the sole fact; that we can't be killed.

First off zombies are dead & their bodies would decompose & in no longer than 2 weeks their brains would be unable to function so if I had access to supplies & could make it to the roof of the mall I would just wait it out, I hope theres a liqur store in that mall.

The dead in the new movie look like they run faster than carl lewis so I being a 240 pound chain smoker would be pretty much screwed.

Originally posted by jigrig
The dead in the new movie look like they run faster than carl lewis so I being a 240 pound chain smoker would be pretty much screwed.

wait a week or so before emerging from your home. Their muscle tissue will have been ripped from chasing others and they would be much slower then.

Thanks for the advice, I hope I never need it.

me i would kill them.

but the lonley losers who cant get a gf well i dont know they might wanna hit the zombie chicks and we all know there all sloppy.

Hahahhahhahhhahhhahha. I'd LAUGH and hope Bill Gates gets what's coming to him!

In a way it would be cool to see flesh eating Zombies walking the Earth. But, it would suck to kill them. After all some of those zombies could be death relatives. It would suck to kill a family member that has been turn into a zombie.