Kmc Pub!

im your landlord deano!
what can i get ya?
pint of beer perhaps?
we have carlsberg, budweiser, fosters..we have more
drinks on the house!

i'll have 2 bottles of binky, a bottle of plop and 3 sods pls mate......so...women ay........brilliant arn't they

women dont understand that beer is a metaphor for life itself
the beer mat is like the squidgy ground beneath our feet
the pint glass is like the clothing around our body
and the beer itself is like the body with its lovely little foamy little hair
and the peanuts...........there just peanuts really 😕

What about guinness for the paddy!

oh lets get outta our heads and get drunk cos we're young and we dont give a shit!

i'll have a red wine please

exactly mate...i mean it's vital that you should choose the right local for your own individual needs...i mean....a healthy diet for a bloke consists of beer...and women can't seem to grasp that simple concept

Originally posted by Time Of Evil
What about guinness for the paddy!

*passes over pint of guiness* 🍺

Originally posted by Fearnix
i'll have a red wine please

*hands over wine* 🙂
service with a smile

white wine please

Originally posted by mr-savonty
exactly mate...i mean it's vital that you should choose the right local for your own individual needs...i mean....a healthy diet for a bloke consists of beer...and women can't seem to grasp that simple concept

i mean is that all woman think us blokes talk about is football booze and birds(women)
hows ya pint?

Originally posted by dean7879
i mean is that all woman think us blokes talk about is football booze and birds(women)
hows ya pint?

yeah brilliant, cheers. and i totally agree....... see the football last nite? rubbish

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
white wine please

wine only got red im afraid

Originally posted by mr-savonty
yeah brilliant, cheers. and i totally agree....... see the football last nite? rubbish

yeah definetly
seeing ya girlfriend tonight?

Originally posted by dean7879
yeah definetly
seeing ya girlfriend tonight?

yeah mate, smashin'...and urs?

Who wants feckin wine when y'ev got Guinness! Give her one on me Deano!

I couldn't see mine tonight. 😬

Originally posted by mr-savonty
yeah mate, smashin'...and urs?

yeah we'll be havin a candle lit dinner
see we both bring our strengths to the relationship

Originally posted by Time Of Evil
Who wants feckin wine when y'ev got Guinness! Give her one on me Deano!

🙂 will do.....beer is that way to go

I met frank Bruno last night at a boxing competition!