The Bond Funfacts

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The Redeemer Senior Member

"You always were a cunning linguist, James!" 😎

yerssot Senior Member

did he expand your vocabulary too?

The Redeemer Senior Member
Originally posted by yerssot
did he expand your vocabulary too?

🤘

yerssot Senior Member

for england, TR 😉

RobBo Restricted

Originally posted by yerssot
I don't think of such things, I have a pure, innocent mind 😉

The villain: Francisco Scaramanga, one of the world's top assassins who charges one million dollars a kill and known as "the man with the golden gun". Scaramanga was born in a circus. His father was the ringmaster (probably Cuban) and his mother was an English snake charmer. He became a spectacular trickshot artist by the age of 10. At this time his best friend was a bull elephant which went beserk after being mis-treated by its handler, causing Scaramanga to kill it. This made him realise that he liked killing and he had become a local Rio gunman by the age of 15. He was recruited by the KGB in Europe and trained as an assassin. He left to become independent in the 50s. Prior to the film, his appearance and location are unknown by the Secret Service, although the CIA have his fingerprints on file. However, it is known that Scaramanga has three nipples.

yerssot Senior Member

see, all pure 😛

Evy_O don't let go
Originally posted by RobBo
However, it is known that Scaramanga has three nipples.

He...has...three...nipples 😱
Errmmm... how's that possible 😂 😕

yerssot Senior Member

it just is, and it's said in the movie 😛

Evy_O don't let go

HOW, not IF 😛

yerssot Senior Member

I'm not a doctor 😛

Evy_O don't let go

But where can that third one be 😆

yerssot Senior Member

next to the left one?

The Redeemer Senior Member
Originally posted by yerssot
it just is, and it's said in the movie 😛

Not alone said...but shown...at least on Roger Moore's chest when he impersonates Scaramanga at Hi Fat's (sp?) mansion just after he's met Chew Me taking a swim.

The thing looks ridiculous as I'm sure it's meant to be. Think a barnacle stuck on the underside of a boat! 😮

Evy_O don't let go

Hmm... I definately need to see this 😖 😑

yerssot Senior Member

well, it's not the SAME 😛

RobBo Restricted
Originally posted by Evy_O
Hmm... I definately need to see this 😖 😑

You don't, believe me, you don't!

Evy_O don't let go

Oh, believe me, I do 😛

RobBo Restricted
Originally posted by Evy_O
Hmm... I definately need to see this 😖 😑

I'm trying to find you a picture....meanwhile, here's a funny cutting:

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the only triple nipples I've ever seen were on a man. Precisely: Christopher Lee in The Man With The Golden Gun. That was the hit man Scaramanga's identifiable mark. Got that? The villain had three t!ts. Good God. If 1974 was a Great Year in Cinema (think Godfather, Part II and The Conversation) this movie was the nadir of the Bond franchise.

How did Lee get talked into this shit? More importantly, how did Roger Moore get talked into wearing a FAKE third t!t to pass as Scaramanga? I don't think I watched a Bond flick after that until Timothy Dalton took over. Who wrote this shit? Well, I never read the Fleming book, but I don't think Ian was sitting on the veranda at Goldeneye in Jamaica thinking triple nipple. Richard Maibaum wrote the screenplay. He wrote ALL the Bond screenplays. Actually, he wrote from 1936 to 1991, the year he died. Ransom was based on his story.

Three titted hitmen, indeed. I could do better than THAT.

Posted by Kim Crawford at October 14, 2003 08:20 PM | TrackBack

Evy_O don't let go

😆 😆
That's great, thanks a lot 😄
Piccie! 😱

yerssot Senior Member

they had to give him SOMETHING special 😖