Ultra bitchy UK expensiveness rage!

Started by NyC-gUrL4 pages

Re: Re: Re: Ultra bitchy UK expensiveness rage!

Originally posted by Tex
I $hould $ell ticket$ to my rampage$! diva

definitely ✅ you'd make enough to buy your precious bjork cd's! 🙄

I saw Bjork in concert for less than 29 POUNDS. Let alone dollars.

-AC

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ultra bitchy UK expensiveness rage!

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
definitely ✅ you'd make enough to buy your precious bjork cd's! 🙄

Tickets would be sold through an invitation only basis.

You can rest assure that you wouldn't be receiving one! diva

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I saw Bjork in concert for less than 29 POUNDS. Let alone dollars.

-AC

$60 that seems about right.
When was this? I'm SO jealous! disgust

could be worse
we could be all french......dont get me started on the french

I......schmoll

Originally posted by dean7879
could be worse
we could be all french......dont get me started on the french

oh please, go right ahead flirt2

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
oh please, go right ahead flirt2

they eat frogs...well just the legs..for some reason..

😕

Originally posted by dean7879
they eat frogs...well just the legs..for some reason..

😕

tastes like chicken ✅

anything else? flirt2

The French couldn't even win a civil war 😉

napolean got his arse kicked

Re: Ultra bitchy UK expensiveness rage!

Originally posted by Tex
[b]The Tex has been robbed! By British people! euro

Ugh! I dont know where to begin! diva

So there I was sashaying around the fabulous Virgin Megastore shaking my booty towards the Björk goodies!

For you see there are tons of singles off Ms. B's new album that I've been dying to get my perfectly manicured fingers on! winkiss

Let me tell you!
I almost fainted!

These singles are exclusive UK imports who bring with them UK prices and extra charges on top for making the trip across the pond!

I was furious! 4 songs for $29.99!?! 😱

Ugh! I dont think so! schmoll [/B]

Now you know how i feel every time i go into a shop, hoe! diva

You mean when you step inside to warm up from your usual cold street corner? winkiss

From the classy streets of London, on an arm of super rich gentlemen, like in Pretty Woman, as opposed to filthy dark allys of Dallas winkiss mhm mhm!

ripping off dumb yanks...its my favourite pass time

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
When I went to NYC I was elated with the amounts of cash I had.

-AC

NYC is the most expensive place on the east coast. Imagine if you had gone to someplace cheaper? You'd have been living like a king.

Re: Ultra bitchy UK expensiveness rage!

Originally posted by Tex
[b]The Tex has been robbed! By British people! euro

Ugh! I dont know where to begin! diva

So there I was sashaying around the fabulous Virgin Megastore shaking my booty towards the Björk goodies!

For you see there are tons of singles off Ms. B's new album that I've been dying to get my perfectly manicured fingers on! winkiss

Let me tell you!
I almost fainted!

These singles are exclusive UK imports who bring with them UK prices and extra charges on top for making the trip across the pond!

I was furious! 4 songs for $29.99!?! 😱

Ugh! I dont think so! schmoll

I rampaged out of there so fast my stilettos left skid marks! diva

You would think my story ends there; think again! The horror continues...

The Tex refusing to be deprived of his Björk yum yums headed online to stick it to those UK highway thieves! naughty

No illegal downloads to be found. 🙁

I eventually stumbled upon karmadownload.com (a UK site with posh expensive London offices) where I legally downloaded all of my fabulous tracks at the outrageous inflated price of $1.50 per song!

Ugh! Ultra expensiveness! Those UK people either rob you allot or rob you a little. Point is you get robbed! schmoll

I'm inconsolable! diva [/B]

Stand and deliver
I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention
the devil take your stereo and your record collection!
the way you look you'll qualify for next year's old age pension!
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!
I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion
the clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing
so what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
it's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!
and even though you fool your souls
your conscience will be mine
all mine
We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses
of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses
we're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation
throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!
and even though you fool your souls
your conscience will be mine, all mine
da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Stand and deliver your money or your life!...

The UK sucks, but i love it, tis better then the US, less poverty, guns and patriotism, ahh England how useless you are

Wasn't it Finti who always interjected with an appropriate jingle?

The £ is highly overvalued! schmoll
One dirty bomb on Downing Street would like totally send the price of my Björk singles tumbling! osama

*b!tch pose* diva

1. the pound isn;t over valued it is all controled by the wealth of the country, and the amount of gold that is in the country's tresuary.

2. no one on there right mind listens to Björk