Early Episode III Synopsis (spoilers)

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Early Episode III Synopsis (spoilers)

TFN points out that the last entry in the Clone Wars timeline on the Official Site has a summary of Episode III on it- nothing we did not know already, but the first concise and official summary yet released, and handy for posters to refer to, especially new ones.

"After three long years of relentless fighting, the Clone Wars are nearly at
an end. The Jedi Council dispatches Obi-Wan Kenobi to bring the deadly
leader of the Separatist droid army to justice. Meanwhile, back on
Coruscant, Chancellor Palpatine has grown in power. His sweeping political
changes transform the war-weary Republic into the mighty Galactic Empire. To
his closest ally, Anakin Skywalker, he reveals the true nature of power and
the promised secrets of the Force in an attempt to lure him to the dark
side. "

lemme try...:

The Clone Wars have raged on for more than three years. In a daring plan the SEPARATISTS have kidnapped Supreme Chancellor PALPATINE and hold him captive aboard a vessel.

Racing to save the Chancellor, young Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan KENOBI are sent in, little do they know that the battle will not be over soon.

The charismatic leader DOOKU has plotted an evil plan to destroy all the Jedi Knights and to bring down the senate, with Anakin having the central role...

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It's not that good I know, but heck, nice try I say 😉

How about this....

The Clone Wars have raged on for 3 years. Padme Skywalker is lonely without Anakin around to keep her company or fulfill her "needs." So she embarks on an adventure of naked discovery with her 6 of her handmaidens. Prepare yourself for the erotic sci-fi experience of a lifetime - Episode III Natalie Portman bares all!

I think that was a dream you had, bigsef...

I know, 'cos I had it.

lmao, id pay to watch it...

Spoiler:
I heard that Dooku dies within the first 15 minutes of the film by a nameless killer...is this true? 😕

yeah it is more or less what we all know, no revealing secrets in the summary

Nice ones Ush, yerssot. 👆 😊

bigsef3...😆

I dunno...I guess I shall just wait until it does come out...then I'll know what the poster says

Pablo said that the synopsis is totally correct, except the last part: we know Palpatine succeeds in his plan