born-agan virginity

would have made more of an impact if you enlarged it 😛

here, allow me:

WHERE DOES IT END!?!?!?

Very nice, thank you.

"Just undo the sex that made you contract the virus."

Quite possibly the funniest line I've read outside of my own posts in a long time.

-AC

The White-out Pen for virgins...✅

Hahahaha.

Doctor: You shouldn't have had unprotected sex.
Woman: Why?
Doctor: Now you have AIDS.
Woman: Or....DO I?

*Looks at camera smiling*

Woman: Thanks to Helping Hymen, I got my virginity back in just TWO weeks. Thereby altering the space/time continuam and retracting my aids.

Doctor and Woman: Thanks H.H!

-AC

as they both smile into the camera and the little sparkle in their teeth shines...

"Helping Hymen" sould be "Live a Lie"

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Sighs.*

It's not an ACTUAL re-virgination (or something), it's symbolic of the commitment a woman wants to make to her spouse-to-be. It sounds stupid to us, but I am sure that there are those who take it very seriously and keep their oath of abstinence until marriage.

Except for that one girl.

I think the only non-virgins who should be atleast somewhat able to consider themselves virgins should be rape victims.

If I was a female virgin, and I got raped....I would probably still consider myself a virgin.

That is strange ass shit, I think she is a slutty ass whore

Originally posted by Bardock42
That the church would sponsor something as stupid as get your virginity back.

nah cuz i seen this episode of king of the hill and debbie did it. Cuz she did the funk with hunk bounching on a bunk
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Originally posted by Linkalicious
I think the only non-virgins who should be atleast somewhat able to consider themselves virgins should be rape victims.

If I was a female virgin, and I got raped....I would probably still consider myself a virgin.

Originally posted by Corran
But it's still a crock of shit, they have not abstained and kept themselves for their spouse and any amount of oaths will not change that.

depends how you define the term virgin.
Do you define it as someone who has not had sex of any kind
or as someone who has not had vaginal sex
or (for a woman) as someone who still has their hymn in tact

I mean obviously virginity has a lot to do with breaking the hymen, but in some regard I feel like virginity can't be "taken" from you so much as it is something you can give away to someone.

So to that extent, I don't feel that a rape victim should be considered a virgin because, yah he hymen was broken in the attack....but the sex was at no point what-so-ever consenual.

I would imagine that to be like getting cheated out of winning when you really did win. Like, you know you "won", but you didn't officially win.

She never gave away her virginity but it is a bit of a ***** to think that a woman who was saving herself, got it ruined by some idiot.

-AC