The CORNY JOKES! thread

Here you can share all your corny jokes HAVE FUN!

ive already said this, but whats white and falls out of a tree?

a fridge!

also....why did the monkey fall outa tha tree????

because he was dead. why did the baby fall outta tha tree???

b/cause he was stapled to the monkey 😆 i dont know why i find that one funny, but i luv it!

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a liquidizer.....

dont get that. but, haha!

Originally posted by iluvpippin
dont get that. but, haha!

Umm that would making a drink from a dog - liquidize it, pour into a glass, enjoy.... 😘

Oh nevermind 😛

Where am i on your sig.

yeah, if i dont get a joke, dont try explain, it took me up to year 7 to get that 'a guy walked into a bar and said ouch' hehe, i laugh at that coz i can remember how stupid 😮 i felt when i didnt get it!

Originally posted by glenn
Where am i on your sig.

who r u talkin to?

what is 2 +1, 4

Originally posted by iluvpippin
who r u talkin to?

himself

Old golfers never die.....

Spoiler:
....they just lose their balls.

I was talking to you iluvpippin

L😂L

Old chemists never die....

Spoiler:
...they just fail to react.

hold on glen ill add u (it was caus id neva talkd to u!)

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Guess painting their toe nails really works then.

😆

😐

don't you get it JKozzy