Vaya's forest

Started by vaya_the_elf307 pages

Time Of Evil- Of course you are welcome 🙂

a1hsauce- Smurf are kind of mystical

some stupid tourist doesnt extinguish their fire properly and the whole place burns to a smouldering pile of ash and chared elven corpses thanks to the unusually high temperatures and lack of sufficient heavy fire fighting equipment here in the magical land of magic elves and happy bunnies...la la lalala lala la

*Its angry at the person who set her pretty forest on fire*

Who did this? cried me...

it was him...you can just tell...look at his shady dodgyness...shifty looking over hanging gut...and camera of doom...he used the matches in his rambo survival knife to do it...you know...the water proof ones...mmm

Well I will have to banish him...

He destroyed my pretty forest

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Well I will have to banish him...

He destroyed my pretty forest

*gets up with my bow at hand*

THAT BASTARD! IF I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I WILL SLAY HIM FIRSTHAND!

you know secretly smurfs are actually cannibals 😗 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you know secretly smurfs are actually cannibals 😗 😖hifty:
*see's a smurf. kills it in one shot*

there, wont be another cannibal around

hey i can fix this fire..

*uses her magical powers to return the forst to the beautiful condition it was in before that evil tubbalard decided to plot against the wonderful creatures of VaYaLaNd and start a fire...ah well..mission accomplished; the forest is even more beautiful than before!*

all smurfs, gnomes, and sunburnt half-naked fatsos must be destroyed!

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
hey i can fix this fire..

*uses her magical powers to return the forst to the beautiful condition it was in before that evil tubbalard decided to plot against the wonderful creatures of VaYaLaNd and start a fire...ah well..mission accomplished; the forest is even more beautiful than before!*

all smurfs, gnomes, and sunburnt half-naked fatsos must be destroyed!

Thank you for much for you help 🙂

And please no killings of my friend smurf, and not all gnomes are bad. Actually some of them can be pretty funny.

*gives you gold for helping*

but the smurfs are cannibals!!!
thx for the gold! 😊..i think i'll go buy me a castle now.

There are still cute though

Yea thats true.. 😕

I want my own little smurf

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Thank you for much for you help 🙂

And please no killings of my friend smurf, and not all gnomes are bad. Actually some of them can be pretty funny.

*gives you gold for helping*

*stares mouth open at gold*

wat...but...shocking

Got to love gold

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Got to love gold
*sulks off to find somethin to kill*

i want a smurf too!!...

This one, This one!!!

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
i want a smurf too!!...

This one, This one!!!

Aww...

That is so cute 🙂

*see's somethin on a platform hanging from a tree. thinks its a crow, and fires. suddenly, an elf body falls downward*

HOLY SHIT!!!