Vaya's forest

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
OK!

*gives snoofga a cookie*

hurray! im the candy man!

Originally posted by Lord Follen
hahahaha snoofga will eat anything!!!

Originally posted by Family_guy725
anyone want to be my siamese twin it'll be just like that guy on monty pythons holy grail

i dont remember...oh yeah, the three headed giant...no, sorry, im the Candy Man!!!

*takes Snoofga for a walk*

Originally posted by Jioni_Nuru
Snoofga likes you now.

*nods but then shakes head* no he won't eat humans or elfs, or any other living thing. He dosn't eat meat.

*sings*

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

Children: The candyman?

me: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman

Children:Willy Wonka can

me: The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

*calls back* well mine respects animals and dosn't eat meat on his own will.

*leads Snoofga to a cliff* OKay Snoofga, we are going to practice.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
*sings*

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

Children: The candyman?

me: The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman

Children:Willy Wonka can

me: The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

Now Snoofga, we are going to be really good. So you have to listen to me. And if you do I will give you a preasent. *gets on snoofgas back* okay, now go! *Snoofga flies out over a lake going fast*

Originally posted by Lord Follen
w00t!!!!!!!!!!

here, have a cookie!

*gives him a cookie*

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
here, have a cookie!

*gives him a cookie*

Alright Snoofga, when I count to three you will flip in the air, and try to keep me on! one......two.....three! *snoofga flips in air* yay! we did it! *hugs Snoofga*

Originally posted by Jioni_Nuru
Alright Snoofga, when I count to three you will flip in the air, and try to keep me on! one......two.....three! *snoofga flips in air* yay! we did it! *hugs Snoofga*

*throws snoofga a cookie*

*Snoofga eats cookie* Snoofga! I didn't say you could have a cookie break, did I? *laughs*

its the LSD that makes the cookies so good! 😆

😕

ha..ha...ha.....I don't get it. 🤨

Originally posted by Jioni_Nuru
😕

ha..ha...ha.....I don't get it. 🤨

the cookies have illegal hallucinogenic drugs in them. thats the scret ingredient! 😱

*looks at snoofga* I do not think he is hullucinating. *waves hand in Snoofgas face* no, he isn't. He is perfectly fine.

Originally posted by Jioni_Nuru
*looks at snoofga* I do not think he is hullucinating. *waves hand in Snoofgas face* no, he isn't. He is perfectly fine.

just wait for the dimethaltriptemine to kick in. he'll be seeing all sorts of craziness! 😱

*gives snoofga another cookie*

Stop feeding Snoofga those cookies! *grabs cookie out of Snoofgas mouth* NO EATING THOSE COOKIES. you got that snoofga? *leads Snoofga away*

Originally posted by Jioni_Nuru
Stop feeding Snoofga those cookies! *grabs cookie out of Snoofgas mouth* NO EATING THOSE COOKIES. you got that snoofga? *leads Snoofga away*

aw, you gonna spoil snoofgas party? where you goin man? im the Candy Man! you want some hash brownies? i thought this was a hippie planet? dont hippies like drugs in all there food? 😱