Funny stories

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
LOL!

that is soo bad

I thought it was naughty

Now I am depressed

lol

there is one my freind gave me about doing it for the first time and it turned out it was the first time to the dentist 😮 that unfortunatley made me horny

LOL

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