Alternate Directors

Started by Three Owls2 pages

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Cheesiness, if Peter Jackson did it, it would involve Jedi with furry feet and being four feet tall, swords instead of lightsabers, arrows instead of blasters, and a gargantuan eyeball for a Sith Lord.

No one appreciated my Stanley Kubrick references?!

if jackson did it we'd all throw up during the duel scenes by how many freakin' camera angles he uses within five seconds. damn, he's a horrible director(when it comes to action, anyway)

I think Lucas is doing just fine, but just for kicks...

Episode I: Steven Spielberg. I think he could have handled the kid-friendly stuff in a better way that most people would have accepted better. I, for one, had no problem with TPM at all though.

Episode II: Robert Zemeckis. I'm not sure why exactly but I think it'd be cool.

Episode III: Irvin Kershner. We all know why.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Cheesiness, if Peter Jackson did it, it would involve Jedi with furry feet and being four feet tall, swords instead of lightsabers, arrows instead of blasters, and a gargantuan eyeball for a Sith Lord.

So...?

You're right. Vader would be excellent at four-foot-one. 😛

Originally posted by Captain REX
Cheesiness, if Peter Jackson did it, it would involve Jedi with furry feet and being four feet tall, swords instead of lightsabers, arrows instead of blasters, and a gargantuan eyeball for a Sith Lord.

No one appreciated my Stanley Kubrick references?!

😆 That is funny!

Originally posted by Captain REX
Obi-OneMan, if Stanley Kubrick did it, it would involve a German scientist in a wheel chair, a monolith, suicidal army recruits, R. Lee Ermey, and a computer that talks to 'Dave'.

😆 that's awesome...

Pff, LotR haters.

Oh, I don't hate it, just saying that it wouldn't make for good Star Wars if Jackson did it...

neither do I. I'm just saying Jackson is a crap director

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Star wars prequels directed by Oliver Stone.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Obi-OneMan, if Stanley Kubrick did it, it would involve a German scientist in a wheel chair, a monolith, suicidal army recruits, R. Lee Ermey, and a computer that talks to 'Dave'.

Kubrick refrences..
You forgot Alex and his Droogs
and HEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thatd be good at the seperatist slaughter scene
HEEEEEEEEEEEERES ANI !!!!!!!!!!

Chosen1, have you not seen the star wars doc Empire of Dreams, if you have you would realize why GL does not choose other directors. He had so many problems after ESB, lawsuits and everything that he got upset and dropped out of the directors gild. GL wanted his good buddy Steven Spielberg, but could not because he is part of the directors gild. So that is why he took it upon himself to direct all three prequals.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Ani!" Anakin shouts as he leaps into the Separatist room, lightsaber ignited and flailing around.

"Now, Mein Fuhrer...sorry...Master Jedi," Dr. Strangelove says, suddenly saluting Hitler and then being sliced in half...

Originally posted by LandoSpeeder2
Pff, LotR haters.

NOT ME!! I loooooooooove LOTR

But SW was meant to be B movieish and PJ would not have done as well with that, regardless of his early work

And 3 Owls, let us know when we can see your stuff, I love indies!!!