True Irony

Started by dave1233 pages

Originally posted by silver_tears
Tomorrow morning at 6 😱
I'll be waiting then 😉 Don't be late

Originally posted by dave123
Aye, or maybe I have too many hands to use in the same amount of time as everybody else?

See, because I'm more down-to-earch, I experience more gravity, therefore time moves at a different rate to you guys. One of my minutes would be longer than one of your minutes from an external view point.... I'm just gonna leave it at that before everyone gets confused youpi

yea, you did, but at least I can point out you spelled earth wrong 😛 guess spellcheck didn't catch that one

oh, silly me...spell check.

and what if I am 😱

for that, the entire post gets deleted 😠

and Irene, you may or may not be punished 😗

I'm not coming at all then schmoll
Ill spend my night with someone else then 🥷

Fine, I'll treat you like a Goddess either way pray

that's better cry

Originally posted by dave123
for that, the entire post gets deleted 😠

Oh.

Um...darn?

and i'll only show you my other useful properties as and when you see fit notworthy

I think I've seen most already, ****in man whore 😛

Spencella you can waste time with style droolio

I'm saving the best till last 😮

and I have other properties besides looks 😛

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Spencella you can waste time with style droolio
I'm a pro-OTFer 😱

Originally posted by dave123
I'm saving the best till last 😮

and I have other properties besides looks 😛

I was unaware 😊

😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
I was unaware 😊

😛

If you didn't complain about your "virgin eyes" you'd have the whole sha-bang by now droolio

I don't doubt that 😱

If you didnt live in Canada.... 😗

I'd probably live someplace else? 😱

...you'd have either accepted me as your man-whore, and be having a great time, or be living in my shed, captive 😄

you have a shed? 😱 nice place to raise the children ✅