I'm dead...
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Excuse me for reviving this old thread, but I had the strangest dream last night... There are so many parts, and strangely enough, I remember all of them. 😖
I walk outside of my house (which looks exactly like my house, yard, neighborhood etc.) and the Ringwraiths are having a meeting on my lawn. Aragorn and I dress up as Wraiths to join the meeting and spy on them. They start speaking in Black Speech and half-way through the conversation my mom walks out and starts speaking like a surfer or something. (weirdest part) she says, "Hey uh... dudes you know that like One Ring or whatever? Yeah it's like totally upstairs" but they decided to get it after the meeting, so I snuck upstairs and my mom's room looked like it had been hit by a tornado. But in a clearing in the center of the room there was the One Ring. (it was kind of odd) So I picked it up and hid it in the bathroom under some laundry. Then I went back to the meeting only to discover that no one was there. I went back to get the Ring and hide it in a better spot. Then all of the sudden I was in this car in my driveway and my mom came up, opened the door and said "uh... yeah that like dude, the Witchking or whatever is like totally lookin' for ya or whatever" So I got scared and ran into the street, but the Witchking was standing there and he started quoting Star Wars (??) " Join me or die!" Me:"I'll never join you!" So this random guy popped out of the bush and I threw the Ring to him, but he thought it was a like frisbee so he threw it back. I threw it to him again and said "No, put it on!" (??)
*cut* That part ended inexplicably after the guy put the Ring on, but it was followed by another strange dream. 😖
I dreamed that some of my friends and I were going to the zoo. We ran into Gandalf and he said to us, "You hobbits had better watch out. Some idiot built this zoo on Isengard!"
It got weirder as it went on. The zoo turned into our school, but it was still a zoo, and we had to find Saruman to break his staff. We told Gandalf that he might look suspicious in his white robes and stuff, so he turned his staff into a pencil and bought a souvenier T-shirt. We walked around, until the Nazgul caught us. The next thing I knew, I was in Weathertop and Aragorn came out of nowhere and tossed me a torch to chuck off into the Ringwraiths. 😖 Then after that, the One Ring was in my possesion, only something weird happened to it and the gold faded out of it alot. I was at what appeared to be the Cracks of Doom and I was going to throw in the Ring, but I thought I had gotten there far too easily and these aren't the right cracks. Instead of dropping the Ring, I left the mountain because I was afraid of meeting up with Shelob. 😖 I somehow ended up at Walmart. Some people who worked at Walmart pulled me aside telling me I was hired. So I was sitting there filling out paperwork thinking "Cool, I have a job now, I can buy more LOTR stuff!".
*Then I woke up because I accidentally set my alarm clock to 3AM..😖 Then I went back to sleep...I dreamt again*
I was on a camping trip with the cast of Jurassic Park, Legolas, Eomer, Frodo, and Sam. We were attacked by raptors wearing Nazgul cloaks and screaming like Nazgul. We left the camp running and came to Mordor. We broke through the gates and found Barad-dur deserted. For some reason, I decided to turn Barad-dur into a casino. Then, as I was sitting in a huge leather chair observing the casino through cameras, my secretary Frodo came to tell me that the Eye of Sauron and his orcs wanted Barad-dur back. Then me and my casino crew were thrown out of the gates of Mordor. I gathered up my loyal casino workers into an army and re-took over Barad-dur, casting Sauron away. To celebrate, we formed a "McDoom" restaurant at the base of Mount Doom.
That was the freakiest dream I ever had. *shakes head* 😖