Alter ego smiley

😐 My wife's hobby was making love to other men while I was at work.

sombrero2"really...i'm bi"

king " hello mexican and french guy "

sombrero2"hola"

😐 I'm Swedish

hammer how y'all doin?

😐 Dispirited

hammer how lovely. Would a drink do the trick?

😐 Most certainly not.

hammer then i believe that you will remain dispirited.

😐 And I believe you can go to hell.

^Thats a movie quote that is

hammer way ahead o' ya.

😐 Story of my life. Everyones ahead of little old moi.

hammer you're off to hell, too? yay!

😐 Are you kidding? Hell will be positively splendid compared to the ragged tatters of my once successful and sexually fulfilled life.

hammer Im just happy someone I know is headed there as well.

😐 I have no clue who you are.

hammer ah, but of course! We don't know each other yet.

😐 well then skip back a couple of a pages and you will see an abridged version of my life story. It's more than you'll ever need to know about me.

hammer that involves effort, however.