The drum machine starts up, looping the same simple, uninspired trash over and over again then G-Unit lays down their lame rehashed "lyrics" and the JLA flee to getting away before the fell the need to bore the "music" out of their heads with power tools. So G-Unit wins by ring out?
Wait! Green Lantern uses his ring an creates a musical instrument and G-Unit gets so baffled and confused they are force to forfeit the match.
😆
Kids nowadays will believe anything.
Getting shot doesn't make you hard, it makes you a dumb f*ck. Real hardcore thugs don't tell their business to the entire world over Dr. Dre beats, the damn police are listening. 50 got dumped on. Big f*ckin deal. He's a loud mouthed entertainer now. Doesn't change the fact his whack a$$ be kickin' bull$hit lyrics on the mic. $hit, Banks got gay porn starring himself floating around on the internet, and Game was a male stripper in LA.
Now that's gangsta. 😆
Man, I miss the days of A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Roc, Rakim droppin "Follow the Leader", man, that real hip hop. Now everyone's a damn cartoon character. You think it's a coincendence that damn near every MC has the same life story?
Grew up in the hood. Check.
Comes from a poor dysfunctional family. Check.
Used to sell drugs to 'survive'. Check.
Survived shootouts. Check.
Here's your card, your jewelry, a bunch of big booty models for your video, a bunch of rented custom cars, and a skull cap.
Here, show me a nice thugged out ice grill for the camera.
-Click-
You're a rapper now.
Sh*t, even Joe Buddens can say all that. Whack MCs are Whack MCs. Period. Gettin shot and surviving just means you need a change of scenery and occupation, and you need to keep your mouth shut before they shoot you again and have better aim.
G-Unit would get mopped up by Wu Tang. Wu Tang is like 17+ members deep including Killarmy and the Killer Bees. What, is 50 gonna do, call Eminem and D-12's whak asses for backup? 😆
And Wu Tang has made better music. 50 ain't seeing Gza, Ghostface, Rae, or Meth on the mic. Corny, bucktoothed muthaf*cka.
Best thing 50 did was shut up Ja Rule.
Now, his services are no longer needed.
Funny he was snappin on Ja for makin soft music and he's droppin songs called "Candy Shop", "Disco Inferno", and "Piggy Bank". 😆
Hip Hop is like the WWF now.
But anyway, this is a comic book forum, not a hip hop forum.
I digress...
Don't forget 50's beefin' with Fat Joe and Terror Squad now too. Each member of that group weighs at least a quarter ton and has class 2,500 strength. 🙂 Batman would hit them up with his Bat 2-Way and lace them with the science, then they'd rally up Nas and Mobb Deep. Prodigy and Havok got powers like the Super Twins. They clang their Hypnotiq bottles together and can shape shift into Spreewell Spinner rims, gold chains, and platinum teeth...
i wasnt talking about anything other than their personal life and history from news. i wasnt talking about lyrics music or anything else. i was just saying they could beat anyone on the radio right now. which is true. and i hate it when people become so judgemental because of music. thats probabably the thing that gets to me the most. the reason why our generation is so lost is becuase people focus so much on what type of music they want people to think they're listening to they dont even get aything out if. of course you cant compare 50 and kweli. they are enjoyed on different levels. you dont get anything musically out of 50's music but his lyrics are entertaining and fun to laugh at. i concur with a lot you said about 50. but what was the last wu-tang song you heard on the radio? dirrty w/ redman christina aguaiue;lakjnewgpsiubvhea? i dont listen to rap much anymore but when i did was a huge fan of Run DMC and kurtis blow. . . the pioneers. dont immediately dismiss something just because it seems stupid at first. hey the eniter 1st page of this is how stutpid it seems and yet we're almost at the 3rd page
I wasn't snappin on you Quick Freeze. If you took it that way, I apologize homie. You seem like a rational dude. Peep da science man:
Radio airplay does not equate to quality music. Just because 50/Chingy/Trillville etc. get a lot of airplay, doesn't make their music good. The Roots sh*t all over them when it comes to quality of the music they make. Sh*t, MC Hammer was blasted on the radio 24/7 back in the early 90's, doesn't mean he was better than Jungle Brothers, Kool G Rap or X Clan. I don't want to go in depth because this is a comic book forum and not a hip hop forum, but the bull$hit on the radio today is recycled, dumbed down, consumer friendly trash. Execs create rappers nowadays (not MCs, rappers). All you need is the right look and a criminal record and they'll make you a platinum selling artist with your own sneaker. It's marketting and big business. When I was coming up as a youngin' (I'm 25, so it's amazing how fast things changed), MCs couldn't touch the mic unless they had skills, or other real MCs would crush them and they'd get booed off the stage and sent them home. Now, skills aren't even a requirement. You have to have the right appearance and background. Smoke and mirrors.
Oh, and getting shot and having gang members in your family doesn't make YOU hard, it means that you are leading a very f*cked up life style and need to change that sh*t. It's not honorable. Any random cat in the world can land a good punch and drop 50 or any member of G Unit, they're just men. And they're personas are more fictional than anything else. Records can be fabricated when there is money to be made, just ask the President.