Listen to my news....very, very, very important

Today I am here to say Beethoven is my god
He drives a dodge but changed to a Ford and
though he couldnt afford, he kept nonetheless
until the repo man said "Fess up or else"
Beethoven replied with a simple sigh and cried
through the night and day.......

I made that up in 4 seconds....anyone like?

Did you all know that Im at a risk of dieing at a young age?!?!?!?!?!

My family owns a convenient store and Im always there and I always get the drive-thru and people always blow smoke in my face and im at a risk of dieing of secondhand smoke......

nice

Im going to die!!!!!!

*falls down*

*cheers*

stretcher rip

WWAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!crybaby

I love threads like this. It's like going on an unexpected journey where the destination does not matter It's the journey that matters. JLred, I see it in you. You will do great things in this lifetime. ✅ Not that you haven't already, but you will do more now. You will break the confines of the smokey convenient store, and stuff.

Yes...I rule.....for I am the

SITH!!!

starwars

Be Strong!

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Be Strong!

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Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That is the best attachment I have ever seen. 😐

Thankyou!
You may steal it and use it as you please! 😄
Whether it be to seduce the ladies or to excite yourself! 😉

Thank you. I will use it wisely. 😄

😑

so thats who tired hitchiker is. and i've just noticed that the guy in one of these pics is lewis from even stevens. woah two in one beat that just kiddin

My god is the Empire.Hail Empire!JMprayemp

Doesnt anyone care????

I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

nuuuuuu! 🙁

whats wrong with living the good yeah and losing the boring years?

Because I wanna go to sleep!!!!!!!

permenent sleep is good too