Krypto vs. Spider-Man

Originally posted by long pig
i have the power to expose myself in public.

WOW, so do I! We should form an superhero team called "The Exposers".

I bet we could defeat Thanos.

Krypto would just bite Spidey's ass and hurl him to Nairobi and there is nothing that Spiderman could to to stop it.

"OH GOD TAKE IT OFF, GOOD GOD, HELP ME! ARRGGGHHH!"

Spiderman gets ****ed up.

do spiders make good chew toys?

This make Spidermanlook bad. he cant beat a dog.

lol!

There are numerous heroes who if you think about it can't beat Krypto.

😄

lol thats even more sad...at least Batman has kryptonite

i was gonna say the dog owns spidey...but then i read the ingenious remark about the belly-rubbing

so now i'm gonna call it a tie, but when spidey stops rubbing the belly its all over