Create a new name for me...

Started by The Tired Hiker8 pages

Originally posted by shellie
Scott, Preston, Ronny....group thanks for sticking up for me...

milla droolio you are SOOOOOOOO mine chicka

Who luvs ya, shelz! 😊

😖hifty:

C'mere and I'll show you, stud.

*cough* Sorry, genetically whorish 😮

Originally posted by Da Moose
Tell me, and it is done.

Wait, does ths involve travel?

cry you know it does. Or i can kidnap him and bring him to Canada - where the sexy people are made! And you can do your thang droolio

Damn, I have to go do stupid news photography stuff now, just when things were getting good. Welcome back SY!!!!!!! 😊

Can I borrow your ex for like, three days or so? I want to torture him beyond recognition 😊

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Damn, I have to go do stupid news photography stuff now, just when things were getting good. Welcome back SY!!!!!!! 😊

Jeez Louise, I'm all emotional and shit *cries*

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
cry you know it does. Or i can kidnap him and bring him to Canada - where the sexy people are made! And you can do your thang droolio

Ok, just for clarification...in doing my thang there are usually no other males involved.

I can hurt him in various demeaning, and exceedingly painful ways, but my thang is reserved for you. 😎

Originally posted by Syren
😖hifty:

C'mere and I'll show you, stud.

*cough* Sorry, genetically whorish 😮

Sorry, I'm taken...*looks around frantically for someone, puts his arm around Hiker and sticks out chin dramatically*

Originally posted by Syren
Can I borrow your ex for like, three days or so? I want to torture him beyond recognition 😊

Or to save on kidnapping and travel, I'll just hand him over to syren.

I have few suggestions of what i want doing -

- Tie him up, cut his hair...nonono, shave it off (he loves his hair)
- Cut his penis and his balls off
- cut his penis into chunks and force feedit to him
- And his balls cut in a really relaly really small peaces and stick it in his ears....each ball for each ear.
- Get some pieces of paper and cut him between his finger and his toes
- And while doing this, make him listen to Cheeky girls, over and over and over and over again.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Sorry, I'm taken...*looks around frantically for someone, puts his arm around Hiker and sticks out chin dramatically*

Then, uh, hows about we just shake on it?

*adopts a manly strut and saunters over to the 'happy couple'*

😄

i so need a drink...getting pissed and then feelin the love...all in a matter of minutes 😑

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, just for clarification...in doing my thang there are usually no other males involved.

I can hurt him in various demeaning, and exceedingly painful ways, but my thang is reserved for you. 😎

whip2flirt1 Oh babeh, im loving that!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Or to save on kidnapping and travel, I'll just hand him over to syren.

I have few suggestions of what i want doing -

- Tie him up, cut his hair...nonono, shave it off (he loves his hair)
- Cut his penis and his balls off
- cut his penish into chunks and force feedit to him
- And his balls cut in a really relaly really small peaces and stick it in his ears....each ball for each ear.
- Get some pieces of paper and cut him between his finger and his toes
- And while doing this, make him listen to Cheeky girls, over and over and over and over again.

😑

hysterical2

You really thought this through!! The Cheeky Girls? God, you're cruel and sadistic and I wish it was physically possible for the two of us to procreate eyes

However, I am willing to take on this mission. But, one question, how many ears does he actually have? 😕

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Or to save on kidnapping and travel, I'll just hand him over to syren.

I have few suggestions of what i want doing -

- Tie him up, cut his hair...nonono, shave it off (he loves his hair)
- Cut his penis and his balls off
- cut his penis into chunks and force feedit to him
- And his balls cut in a really relaly really small peaces and stick it in his ears....each ball for each ear.
- Get some pieces of paper and cut him between his finger and his toes
- And while doing this, make him listen to Cheeky girls, over and over and over and over again.

or tak him to an old barn up in the rafters and put a 16penny nail through his penis. give him a spoon and set the barn on fire...he can save his life if he can cut fast enough...😑

Originally posted by Syren
😑

hysterical2

You really thought this through!! The Cheeky Girls? God, you're cruel and sadistic and I wish it was physically possible for the two of us to procreate eyes

However, I am willing to take on this mission. But, one question, how many ears does he actually have? 😕


Hmm..ok, dot cut his ear till you've stuffed with with the small pieces of his balls.

THEN cut his ear off droolio or both, i dont think at this point he'll mind! no2

*shivers*

You women make me feel completely orgasmical 😮 Is that wrong?

Originally posted by Syren
Then, uh, hows about we just shake on it?

*adopts a manly strut and saunters over to the 'happy couple'*

😄

*Looks at Hiker, looks at Kez...thinks*

Ummm....

Feck it!

*jumps on Kez*

😄

Originally posted by shellie
or tak him to an old barn up in the rafters and put a 16penny nail through his penis. give him a spoon and set the barn on fire...he can save his life if he can cut fast enough...😑
Holly shit, you are my hero!!

😱 I love that one more!!!

Originally posted by Syren
*shivers*

You women make me feel completely orgasmical 😮 Is that wrong?

there is an empty VIP room in the G-Club naughty

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
whip2flirt1 Oh babeh, im loving that!

Oh you would...trust me... 😎