Paris Hilton NEW Album!

u mean sleeping with random ppl and video-taping it?
or getting her phone hacked and all the photos and numbers on it posted on the internet?

or having an unusually shaped forehead?

The former. Preferably with a professional crew next time.

Holy Christ you guys, layoff a little 😱

I'm genuinely requesting she do it. Wasn't sarcasm. Have a personal interest in this.

man i just cant imagine paris hilton singing and any1 buying the album

but i'll have to hear a song or two to judge her music

Personally I'm going to avoid hearing this as long as possible.

"But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!"

I was blown away by her ORAL abilities in the video I saw.

Just get her a waterproof mic.

Originally posted by BackFire
"But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!"

I was blown away by her ORAL abilities in the video I saw.

yeah shes got some ability. and am i the only one who thinks its funny her talent involves her having a full mouth thus making it impossible to talk. gods way of saying "shut up you stupid b*tch"

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
She's a great feminist isn't she?

I'm sure we all saw her educational video.

-AC

i think we all saw that 😆

Originally posted by BackFire
"But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!"

I was blown away by her ORAL abilities in the video I saw.

😆

Ok, it's official, smittenkitten is now funnier than Alpha Centauri. Sorry, dude. 😬

I think she should spread her legs and stick to what shes best at.

i can't wait to hear her album- i heard she's been trying to make it for a long time and simpleplanchica how did you hear her music already??

wow. "making it on her own you say"? she is spending money that she didn't earn and the only reason anybody cares about her is because of her "educational" video.

Also, i doubt she wrote all the music by herself

She didnt write one song.

i wrote the songs for her (took 20 seconds)

for a price 😉

😆

lol,
She should quit attempting to be a musician, and go back to being what she is good at.
A whore...

she is so inspirational to me...

How? do you aspire to be prostitute when you grow up?