You said it Sadako of Girth! Fruit! It's a miracle worker!
...
Man. I'm on another apple now...
This thing is orgasmic. It's like all my cares go away.
Oh and I didn't want to stoop to this again dude, but you've forced me to (prepare yourselves),
You're fat.
There.
I said it.
"Perhaps someone may understand what joking is someday."
*looks up at the stars and sheds a tear*