I am GOD!
Or at least that is what I was yelling at people over an amplified speaker from 11:30-midnight tonight. We were f*cking with people from 4 stories up as they walked a path beneath us. It was so much fun. We were ordering people to do things (like giving dating tips to guys with their gfs) and telling people "You got a perdy mouth" and such. Who said you can't have fun sober?