A weird night

Started by The Tired Hiker4 pages
The Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by SlipknoT
na, The guy seemed cool....somewhat, but I tricked him into giving me $143 on monday

Are you going to pay Nurple back??? 😕

barbarossa King of the bitchslappers
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Are you going to pay Nurple back??? 😕

thats gunna happen! 😆

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Well what if Nurple goes nuts and tries to stab Slips with his glass dildos??? Ever think of that??? You laught now, but how funny is it going to be when we find out slips was done in by a ten inch long pleasure toy? 😬

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well what if Nurple goes nuts and tries to stab Slips with his glass dildos??? Ever think of that??? You laught now, but how funny is it going to be when we find out slips was done in by a ten inch long pleasure toy? 😬
Hes not bringing dildo's 😠

barbarossa King of the bitchslappers
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well what if Nurple goes nuts and tries to stab Slips with his glass dildos??? Ever think of that??? You laught now, but how funny is it going to be when we find out slips was done in by a ten inch long pleasure toy? 😬

Slip has cat like reflexes, well honed by maryjane. No harm can come to him.

I'm serious.

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Are you going to pay Nurple back??? 😕
No, he was like dude your my best friend ever, so I was like well since we're good friends and all can i have some money? and hes like haha for what, then myu friend chiumes in and says Mice and LOTR action figures

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by barbarossa
Slip has cat like reflexes, well honed by maryjane. No harm can come to him.

I'm serious.

I shoot him if he tries to stab me with a dildo, plus I was literaly two times his size

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I was just joking around anywayz, gosh!!!!

You should make a gravity bong for the party. ✅

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I was just joking around anywayz, gosh!!!!

You should make a gravity bong for the party. ✅

Im not framiliar?

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

what was the movie?

barbarossa King of the bitchslappers
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I shoot him if he tries to stab me with a dildo, plus I was literaly two times his size

LOL!

gay dude- No dude, I did't mean it! *Drops sharpened dildo*
Slip- Too late mother ****er! *Cocks .45*
gay dude- Oh jeez man, I did not- *A crack of gunfire, the dude drops as an entire clip of .45 hollow points are mercilessly pumped into his body*

Yes, I am very morbid. 😆

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by barbarossa
LOL!

gay dude- No dude, I did't mean it! *Drops sharpened dildo*
Slip- Too late mother ****er! *Cocks .45*
gay dude- Oh jeez man, I did not- *A crack of gunfire, the dude drops as an entire clip of .45 hollow points are mercilessly pumped into his body*

Yes, I am very morbid. 😆

😆 I dont live in the Ghetto

barbarossa King of the bitchslappers
Originally posted by SlipknoT
😆 I dont live in the Ghetto

Shit no, they use Mac-10's in the hood! LOL! 😆

The Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by SlipknoT
😆 I dont live in the Ghetto

Yeah, Slips wouldn't use no ghetto ass .45. He'd use a meat cleaver. 😬

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by barbarossa
Shit no, they use Mac-10's in the hood! LOL! 😆
😂 true, but Im not gonna bust caps in his ass

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, Slips wouldn't use no ghetto ass .45. He'd use a meat cleaver. 😬
😈 you do have a point

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

what movie did you see?

barbarossa King of the bitchslappers
Originally posted by SlipknoT
😈 you do have a point

I was going to suggest a broadsword- but what ever! 😆

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by barbarossa
I was going to suggest a broadsword- but what ever! 😆
The funny thing is that I have one 😂

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
what movie did you see?
Constantine