Solitary Confinement and Little birds...

Yeah, so you probably thought that after a stretch like that, I'd come back twisted and twosmosticated by the rainbows that blighted my bounce...WRONG! I managed to seek freedom through the expressive nature of my mind. Yeah! During the period of my physical paralysis, I flew on the wings of a little bird to parts hitherto unknown amongst men, women and wibbles of the world. Sup wid dat? Nuthin...

Yo, I ain't never committed no crime that I didn't need to, know-wha-I'm-sayin? Peas, course. So, during my incarceration for jeebus knows what, I thought and thought about de nature of all things...Trees...Mountains...Life...Beauty...Solace...Compassion and privileges...ad infinitum - Yeah, I thought about that...'ad infinitum' that is...

First off the bat, I got feelings about things and thoughts about ideals, but dat stuff is all for another spiel...This one's manily about the power of my mind when confronted with such triviality and banality...You know who you are...I ain't got more dan a little bit of anger, dat ain't my way...I got the love, I got the truth, I was the way...Just listen to me as I say..."Wind it in, you freaks! If you don't understand something ask a question! That's what questions were invented for!"...Any little pea without a pod can got round saying shit and causing shit and doing shit, but it takes a real runner bean to ask some of dem 'when', 'where', 'whys' and all...Take some time, aiiight.

Anyway, at the end of the Earth's cycle it falls beneath the gaze of the sun and says "Hello" to it's pal, The Moon. He ain't all that and a bag of chips, but he's got a lot to say, so respect his silver essence and be at peace.

Word.

PS. I win.

yo...

I've just done a quick tally of what I learnt from my suspension and I shall publish the results in the coming days...You kids are in luck! Woo!

i thought you got banned forever! and ever and ever and ever and ever

How long were you banned and why?

I was banned for 15 days - such an odd number! The reasons for my banning were that many little boys and girls were reporting my posts - even thought they didn't understand them - AND I had apprantly sent an 'abusive' PM to a mod...The PM simply questioned why a thread of mine was closed. That. Was. All. I think the 'abusive' nature of the PM was related to a little quip I typed at the end about a banana skin and not slipping!

It's a funny ol' world...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I was banned for 15 days - such an odd number! The reasons for my banning were that many little boys and girls were reporting my posts - even thought they didn't understand them - AND I had apprantly sent an 'abusive' PM to a mod...The PM simply questioned why a thread of mine was closed. That. Was. All. I think the 'abusive' nature of the PM was related to a little quip I typed at the end about a banana skin and not slipping!

It's a funny ol' world...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I was banned for 15 days - such an odd number! The reasons for my banning were that many little boys and girls were reporting my posts - even thought they didn't understand them - AND I had apprantly sent an 'abusive' PM to a mod...The PM simply questioned why a thread of mine was closed. That. Was. All. I think the 'abusive' nature of the PM was related to a little quip I typed at the end about a banana skin and not slipping!

It's a funny ol' world...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, seriously, mods don't like banana jokes. 😬 I learned that the hard way too. 😉

Oh well...I didn't really care about being banned, but the 'reasons' behind it were so trivial it was ridiculous!

I'm sure I'll get banned again in the near future...maybe I'll make a joke about 'coconuts' and 'mangoes'...Look out for it.

well if you get banned one more time your out for life, 3 times and your gone forever

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Tell the story

I was just kidding, but I did get banned for four days once. 😄

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I was just kidding, but I did get banned for four days once. 😄

Oh, that'll be a sad, sad day...

In the words of Dark...

Crap, Ou Be's back.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why?

I don't remember. 😮 Let's see, I harrassed like two or three mods, came back as two different socks, Then the almighty one threatened the perma ban so I stopped making socks. It basically happened a few weeks after the pad was shut down and I was bitter.😬

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't remember. 😮 Let's see, I harrassed like two or three mods, came back as two different socks, Then the almighty one threatened the perma ban so I stopped making socks. It basically happened a few weeks after the pad was shut down and I was bitter.😬

I was banned for 3 days a while back

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yea, i was pissed when that happened too

I was banned for 3 days a while back

I kinda remember that, what was it for again?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I kinda remember that, what was it for again?

you know we should try and get the pad back

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Jacking off 😮