How bout that yoda?

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How bout that yoda?

What do you reckon he is?
Why is he so short?
There is no listed race for him, reckon we find out in ep3?

he is short because he is a elf thing

Actually
I just thought why he is so short.

My nan (grandma) is like very old and very short now.
Maybe thats what happens when you reach 800 years.

maybe the elf thing would work.
But i dont see an elf surviving much.

1) Richard Simmons in disguise
2) He didn't eat his veggies as a kid
3) No

Yoda's short because they didn't have good vitamins back then, and he's green because his arthritis makes bathing a chore. That and it makes him fit into swamps better.

1) Darth Sidious' B*tch
2) Too much coffee
3) GL will never tell