these quotes say that davids one funny guy
"As you all know Bob Rock is a big champagne fan. He showers in
champagne."
"How do you like my new boots??? *David starts dancing around in womens
boots...*"
David: '' Knock Knock!
Rick ( much music) : Who's there?
David: Ash
Rick: Ash who?
David: Bless you! ''
L'Europe c'tait cool , pis on a joué en avant de beaucoup de monde
pis cpas grave si leurs dents sont pas parfaites tsé.
( Europe was cool, and we played in front of a lot of people and it dosen't
matter if their teeth are not perfect , you know)
On va aller voir les gens qui viennent au concert ce soir les gars!
Les gens que sans eux, on ferait pas d'omelette!
( We're going to see the people coming to the show , guys! The people
without whom we wouldnt be able to do omelettes! ( eux: them/people has the
same sound as oeufs: eggs)
quand on veux pas que Bob Rock sache
qu'on parle de lui, on l'appelle Robert Laroche. C'est le fun parce que
quand on veut rire du monde on a juste a parler en français !! (when we
speak about Bob Rock and we don't want him to know, we call him Robert
Laroche. It's fun because when we want to laugh at people, we just have
to speak French !!
" 4 +3...... 8"
"Chuck! Come and do your thing!"
"I don't know what to say here. They don't speak our language"
“I’m not workin’! You are?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!”
"She thinks she can kick my ass."
David after eating kangaroo food: “Hey, it doesn’t taste too bad.”
"Well, I guess I don't know too much about golf, cuz I was driving through the uhh, sand, and then I tried to hit a car in the road, and uh, I guess we're, uh, getting kicked out cuz, uh, cuz of my childish behavior. Sorry guys."
"Tomorrow I will pee in the shower!”
“GUYS! What the heck?!”
"The fact that we speak french make americans melt!!
"Quest-ce tu dit a un chinois qui fait un abat au bowling? C'est beau Ling!"
"Does anyone here smoke weed??*people raise their hand* then, that means you have a lighter so put them in the air!!!!!"-David introducing "perfect"