Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I masturbate in the grocery store. There's just something about fresh produce that makes me want to rub one off. I've been caught numerous times but, I keep going back. There was this one time with the butter and the other time with those pickle. Oh god those pickle............the places I put them.............the way they felt all over my body.droolio
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Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have a huge penis. Yes, it's true. I was born both male and female, and I've been in an intimate relationship with myself for about 4 years now. I would like to take this opportunity to tell you about my big penis, if you'll let me. I, LethalFemme, have an enormous penis, that is situated squarely in the middle of my back. It's awkward, but, if I shimmy just right, I can **** every **** on my body and make a peanut butter sandwich at the same time. My penis is huge.
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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've been saving up this year to buy me something I've always wanted...........breast. I've wanted them for years and dammit I've earned them. I feel so liberated I can sing at the top of my lungs.I'm coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I'm coming out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show
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Originally posted by Strangelove
I sometimes wish I was British. Or perhaps Canadian
I hate the lot of them! Too soft is one plain way of describing the bunch of them! Too much crime & way too soft! I don't even want to be out after dark or even walk home from school in daylight! There was a stabbing near our school, dunno when, but it's stuff like that that gets to me!
If they toughened up along with the police, Britain would be a much better place. Got to be hard, mean & nasty! It's the only way to get a point across! My mum would be good in parliment. Honestly, she would! There'd be no crime, no this that 'n' the other, zilch! I could do a better job than the lot of them put together!
Laws need to change a lot too, just too stupid! Stuff like litter or vandlisam should be delt with too, but they probably ain't got time because of all the more important stuff going on like criminal stuff or whatever, but they'd have time if that was cut down by about 99%!
Fox hunting should stop too. They stopped it partly, but that's just made things worse & now it's increased! cry Someone's gotta put a stop to it!
Council sucks too. They said if someone will not recycle, using the bins they have to do so , they will give them another bin to just throw it away. That encourages them not to, duh! I'd like to talk to them too. And they have one long bus come litterly every 2 minutes & sometimes right behind another, one person gets on, off it goes, then another comes in to go to the same place, but me & my mum have to wait an hour for ours!
If we miss it, tough luck, get the next one which'll be in an hour. Sometimes it's late because it has to go everywhere before returning back to our town so it isn't enough!
This is some reasons why I don't want to live here anymore, I want to move out the country!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
'ello 'ello. Top o the day to everyone. Pip pip, cheerio, that sort of thing, you know.*goes about his business, doing British type things*
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