Oh my God there are loads that I love but I just can't remember them. Most of them come from Sawyer, Hurley or Charlie (the funniest ones anyway).
"Are you looking at my bum?" - Charlie
Also love "Me Kate. Me throw rock." 😂 - Sawyer
"Dude! Looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!" - Hurley
"What? I am so not moving to the rape caves!" - Shannon
Ana-Lucia: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.
I just got those ones from IMDb, 'cause I can't remember them myself. There've been some really hilarious ones from Sawyer recently but I can't remember them 🙁 I shall post them when I know.
Pretty musc anything that comes out of Sawyer's mouth;
Kate - "You're going to see Jack"
Sawyer - "Do I get A lollipop?"
Michael- "We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too. "
Sawyer - "Great, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together. "
To Charlie- "Hell you even got Locke to take a swing at you. That's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids."
To Kate - "There's nicer ways to wake a man up Freckles"
Kate: Where'd that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village, how the hell do I know?
Kate: Not the bear, the gun.
Sawyer: Lifted it off the marshal. Thought it would come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a bear!
Sawyer: "I've got enough food to open a chain of mini-marts, hey you think Sayid needs a job?"
Hurley: Why'd you do that? Why'd you light the fuse man?
Locke: Why wouldn't i light the fuse
Hurley: Maybe b/c i was running toward you waving my arms yelling dont do that.
"Put your gun back in your pants, Sawyer." –Kate, to Sawyer
I can't remember exactly how it went and I may have got a name wrong but it was something like this.....
Locke's boss : "you can't do that."
Locke: "Norman Groucher (?)"
Locke's boss : "What?"
Locke: "Norman Groucher (?). He had no legs yet he managed to climb mount Everest. Just.....just don't tell me what I can't do......"