If you could date anyone from batman. Who would you pick?

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Originally posted by Joker1237
What you know, I can do that too lol.

😆 good one thumbsup

Originally posted by Kieralinn
Bruce Wayne...that's my guy. I understand the whole need to put work infront of a personal life and I get the whole need to surpress feelings. Who cares about the money, the whole attraction to him is the determination to do what is needed and you know, once you get through the harden shell around the heart that he would give it to you completely. He would be as passionate about the one he really loved as he is about his work.
Wish there was a real guy like him. LOL 😆

nice avy

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Joker is abusive.

Don't be hatin!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
eeww...u call THAT a sense of humor.
Dick's got a hilarious one though...with his silly but adorable puns!LOL!
Now THAT is funny!

LOL

It is a mystery to me how out of all the jokes and puns not one involved "Dick".

The Joker is funny you just don't get it.

Originally posted by RogueGambitdare
eww.......
Joker is so nasty.

**** you, RogueGambitdare. The Joker looks FINE.

Originally posted by RogueGambitdare
Man you must have one twisted sense of humor Joker1237. 'Cause the Joker is just not funny, not at all. With your sense of humor you probably think the Killing Joke is actually funny. When it was just cruel and sad. Get a new sense of humor!!!

I don't care what anybody says. That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural…only your undertaker knows for sure.

Originally posted by Paola
JOKER!! 😱

You have gotten that right, “Girl Friend” (I don’t really think you’re my girl friend).

Originally posted by Joker1237
I was kidding, most times the Joker was is not funny. But he still is great.

The Killing Joke was kinda of depressing though.

WHAT? YOU DID’NT THINK THE JOKER WAS FUNNY!?? By the end of The Killing Joke I was crying. LMAO Eh? EH, BATSY!?? ROFL

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
You would date joker???

My mommy thought The Joker was HOT in the first Batman movie. “Ooh, that laugh!” she’d say. She liked Mr. Freeze, too. “Ooh, those arms!” she’d say. Then when she divorced my father she promised me I’d have Jack Nicholson or Arnold Schwarzenegger as a father. I got so depressed to the point where I had to dress up in my Batman Forever costume and ran around swearing to fight crime because that’s what a depressed billionaire did in a comic book when he was depressed.

Now THAT’S depressing.

Originally posted by Dracora

Joker is hot,but he's freaky,so... ❌ 👇

HES FREAKY
HE KNOWS WHAT I LIKE TO DO JUST RIGHT
HES FREAKY
HE WANTS YOU TO TALK TO HIM ALL NIGHT
HES FREAKY
HE LIKES HIS ASS SLAPPED WHEN HE RISES
HES FREAKY

And a freaky's what I NEED in my life.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
If i was a guy I would go with either Catwoman, huntress, or poison ivy.

If I were I girl…I’d be a lesbian. But that SUCKS. Then I’d then I’d lose all my MUSKLES! Then I’d have to be all happy and shit. Also I’d keep falling because my sweater cows would be too huge in battle and break my spine. Then I’d have to rob a bank in a latex cat suit with a whip while a bunch of cops try to rape me in the ass! **** NO.

Originally posted by DarkAge
^Who says you have to be a guy?

WORD. Saying that you have to be a male to like a female or a female to like a male is a stereotypical generalization!

Originally posted by Kieralinn
Bruce Wayne...that's my guy. I understand the whole need to put work infront of a personal life and I get the whole need to surpress feelings. Who cares about the money, the whole attraction to him is the determination to do what is needed and you know, once you get through the harden shell around the heart that he would give it to you completely. He would be as passionate about the one he really loved as he is about his work.
Wish there was a real guy like him. LOL 😆

Go out on a date with a billionaire playboy.

Originally posted by Joker1237
I know Ivy is hot and all, But With her I have NO kissing on any dates, and IF I married her, I have a stand in to take the death kiss for me.

WHAT IF HARLEY QUINN KISSED DICK!? WOULD HE DIE!?? I SAW HER KISS DICK IN A MOVIE!!!

Posion Ivy

Catwoman

Harly is way to creepy

I'd date Catwoman or Poison Ivy. Not Harly, she kinda freaks me out.

i would have to say Nightwing, Batman, maybe Robin, and if i was into women then it would definitely have to be Catwoman! Yummmy! I need to find my own Nightwing!

Batman. All the way. No contest. *naughty grin* 😄

i'd choice bruce...cause hes cute and he's RICH!!!!! plus hes very mysterious...yup...and maybe robin cause he's funny

It would have to be Barbara Gordon, or Oracle. Oh yeah... 🤣

Batman.