You know you've seen too many tarrantino when...

lol just decided to start this thread up cos me and me mates are driving eachother nuts with pulp fiction quotes. Ill start lol

You know you've seen too many tarrantino movies when you walk into McDonalds and say "I hear you do some tasty burgers".

...and may I have some beverage to wash it down?

yeah you know you def watched a tarantino movie too often when you can quote almost the whole movie like my bro and i do with reservoir dogs and pulp fiction.

You know you've seen too many tarrantino when... you tell your husband " I looked in the mirror and wanted a pot"

when some one keeps saying what and you say "What aint no country i heard of..."

When you don't understand what somebody is saying and you yell, "English Mother ****er! Do you speak it?"

You know you watch too much Tarantino when...you stop off for some fries and a drink when you're returning from a diamond heist with a copper in your trunk.

You know you watch too much Tarantino when...

...you can quote all of his movies verbatim, but the only Bible verse you know is Ezekiel 25:17 (and you only learned that so you could tell people what it really says);

...you meet a man with the surname "Brown", and you tell him that "Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Sh*t!";

...you get a neck tattoo like the one Seth had in "From Dusk Till Dawn";

...you scour the internet for a wallet that says "Bad Mother F*cker";

...you hint to your boss that you want a hooker with a heart of gold for your birthday, and that you'll be at the Sonny Chiba triple feature all evening;

...you have a bedtime code with your significant other, which entails asking whether Mr. Pink is going to get to meet Mr. Brown tonight;

...you have acquired (and used) any of the following as a direct result of seeing a QT character use it: a Delfonics tape, a samurai sword, Elvis glasses, a "Precinct 13" T-shirt or a black suit with a skinny black tie;

...you read up on foot massage techniques after becoming convinced that they were highly sensual;

...you actually tried concealing a gold watch up your *ss.

LOL! My friend and I found that wallet on the net. I wonder if that (along with the constant quoting) means we've watched too much Tarantino? Also, I like pretending to be either Bruce Willis or Uma Thurman with my roomy's samurai swords.

Just watched "Dogs" again today. You know you've watched too much Tarantino when...

...you don't tip because Mr. Pink doesn't tip;

...every time you use a public restroom, you note whether the doors have stalls, what kind of soap is in the dispensers, and whether they have paper towels or dryers;

...when you have to use the restroom, you ask, "Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.";

...you quit your job as a male nurse in the coma ward because you no longer consider it an honorable profession;

...when you pull out of a parking space or driveway, you mutter, "We now return to Steve McQueen in 'Bullitt'";

...you spent two months in traction because you told your Sicilian friend he's part "eggplant";

...you made up words to "Comanche" (Zed & Maynard's theme song);
(This one is not unheard of. My lyrics went "This is the part where Marcellus gets boofed...this is the part where Marcellus gets boofed..." etc.)

...you buy an adrenaline shot to keep in your freezer for emergencies;

...every time you see James Gandolfini on "The Sopranos", you sigh and say, "I knew him when.";

...you can correctly identify the QT movie for each one of these references.

when you've seen Pulp Fiction, FOR THE SECOND TIME!

i'm so hardcore

PF holds the record for movie I've seen the most times in a theater (12).

It is followed by "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" (8)

and "Under Siege" (6).

Unfortunately I would have only been 9 when PF came out so I never saw it in theater 🙁. Maybe they'll rerelease it some day.

BTW: Under Siege 6 times? Yikes man.

Two words: Erika Eleniak.

Still, 6 times?

You know you've watch too much Tarantino when....

.....you begin to wear nothing but black suits all the time.

.....you are invited to breakfast and the first thing you ask for is for a "POP tart" and bowl of "Kaboom" cereal.

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...or some "Fruit Brute", munched lazily in front of "The Brideless Groom".

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Yes, six times. Most of those viewings were at the dollar theater, plus I thought it was just a great kick-@ss movie.

Originally posted by WindDancer
You know you've watch too much Tarantino when....

.....you begin to wear nothing but black suits all the time.

😄

Whew. What a relief. I where black suits alot but I must not watch QT too much because I every once in a while change into a yellow jump suit with a black stripe down each side.

the once nice you becomes a violent mother cussin ******

You know you've watched too much Tarantino when...

...you ask your preacher if he's a "mean motherf***in' servant of God";

...you actually submitted quotes, goofs or trivia on any of his films to the IMDb;

...at least one of your friends has been to the ER with a sword-related injury due to trying to duel while balanced on a railing;

...you were genuinely upset when someone on this board suggested Vin Diesel as a potential actor in future Quentin movies;

...you have named any of your children after characters from QT movies;

...you know what Madonna wrote on her autographed copy of "Like a Virgin" to Quentin.