Body Odour

Started by BackFire3 pages

Yep, and yet there's some people who still have sex with dead bodies. Goes to show you that not everyone cares about a persons stench.

As long as you don't smell like you rubbed shit all over yourself you'll be fine. Just shower and all that.

Originally posted by FeceMan
If you are having severe problems, you can try several things.

1. Talk to your doctor and get a prescription antiperspirant and deodorant.

2. Have botox injections done into your underarms (ouch). It closes the pores and reduces sweating.

3. Shave your underarms. The hair follicles provide more surface area for the bacteria to live and, unfortunately, die upon.

4. Use a scented form of deodorant, and a gel at that. I've found that these work better--that stick crap that leaves white streaks is 🙁.

5. Try an antibacterial form of deodorant--I believe there are at least a few brands out there.

Also Mitchum's do a strong deodorant.

Not the best scan I admit -- it's on a black board -- but I think it says it all. Something I put together a few years ago. That's my dog, Cleo. She always got into swampy areas and smelled like shit. So I thought I'd capture the moment.

Yeah, there are people out there that perform necrophilia acts. Is a disturbing attraction.

I was thinking more like you shower and perfume yourself all your life and in the end of your life you will stink and smell inside the coffin. Just a morbid thought I had there.

Ah, I gotcha

Originally posted by shaber
Also Mitchum's do a strong deodorant.

VERY!!!! nosweat

Corpses in coffins never smell, they're saturated with fermaldehide that preserves them. They get crispy and crackly but they never stink.

It creeps me out that you guys know so much about preservation of dead bodies...

icecream

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😂 😆 ^

ya try the gel stuff, the stick crap is horrible and u could try like axe spray, its not an antipersperant but at least u wont smell that bad

Axe lasts for about 10 minutes, smells like shit and can also be dangerous to your skin. Not to mention it is 4 dollars a can.

Re: Bo

Originally posted by sexyking
Alright people this is a little embarrassing but I was wondering how you get rid of Body odour I always seem to sweat under arm when its hot or I am nervous I wash there everytime I bath which is daily and I use rollon I have tried several types and they are useless I have even thought about making complaints to the company as they claim they last 24hr when they last 10min its against the trade description act what they are doing. So is there a cure to stopping the BO 😮 😮 😮

I couldn't be bothered to read all the other posts, but has anyone commented on the irony of someone calling themself 'sexyking' whilst at the same time struggling with their BO?

Maybe it's like how fat bastard always claimed how sexy he was.

Re: Re: Bo

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I couldn't be bothered to read all the other posts, but has anyone commented on the irony of someone calling themself 'sexyking' whilst at the same time struggling with their BO?

Well, the irony isn't lost on me. BUT, despites that, BO is gross. Sext at times, but gross. Wash off the smell of the day. How about you take your concerns to a group of people that will be more sympathetic?..certainly not a group of pre-pubesants. Cuz, to us, you just smell funny.

Re: Bo

Originally posted by sexyking
Alright people this is a little embarrassing but I was wondering how you get rid of Body odour I always seem to sweat under arm when its hot or I am nervous I wash there everytime I bath which is daily and I use rollon I have tried several types and they are useless I have even thought about making complaints to the company as they claim they last 24hr when they last 10min its against the trade description act what they are doing. So is there a cure to stopping the BO 😮 😮 😮
Try Mitchum.. that shit is potent.. (the rollon.. not the stick).. believe me you can really skip a day lol

wash under arms, use deoderant, wash the asscrack, balls, and taint. rinse with H2O2 and use mints. if you aren't circumcised, wash under your forskin with warm water.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
wash under arms, use deoderant, wash the asscrack, balls, and taint. rinse with H2O2 and use mints. if you aren't circumcised, wash under your forskin with warm water.
oh teh noes!.. so graphic.. *eye twitch* 😑

If he' s suffering from hyperhidrosis then none of your advice stated above will help with exception of botox injections, which I don' t recommend. Botox injections are a temporary solution, painful and expensive. The effects only last from four to six months.

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
oh teh noes!.. so graphic.. *eye twitch* 😑

😆

Re: Re: Bo

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I couldn't be bothered to read all the other posts, but has anyone commented on the irony of someone calling themself 'sexyking' whilst at the same time struggling with their BO?

Your a freaking idiot would you like me to explain something to you if you would like that just say you stupid ass.

Re: Re: Bo

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I couldn't be bothered to read all the other posts, but has anyone commented on the irony of someone calling themself 'sexyking' whilst at the same time struggling with their BO?

Ou Be Low hoo, you need to stop posting here. You add nothing to these discussions and only serve to anger people. Every other person on KMC at least contributes something to a thread (including Jackie). Even the individual who is the polar opposite of everything I believe, Adam PoE, is deserving of respect--I might not agree with him, but he is an individual with whom one can have a serious debate. You, however, are not. All you do is insult people and jeer at them. Perhaps you could put this skill to good use in a satire because it's not appreciated here.