I'm Satan!!!!!!??????

So i try out for this play at this weird church.
All i wanted was a minor part.
You know like: a blind guy who gets healed & walks off stage.
And what do i get?
A MAJOR part!!!!
But i don't even go on the stage. In fact im not even seen at all.
I just sit in the balcony & talk into a microphone.
I'm the voice of Satan.
GO FIGURE!!!!!!!

So you're the guy that tells me to hurt people?

DUH. I've only been doing it 4 the last Hundred billion million thousand trillion years.

Thats not cool.

Originally posted by Kosta
So you're the guy that tells me to hurt people?

I thought the voice talking to me last night sound familar!JM 😆

Judea is a state and your not satan you big lier

Did I say anything about Judea being a contry or a state or Whatever?
NO 😠
And i'm not lieing

Sooooo your saying you satan for realy.

Really Really.

your gunna be the consciousness in peoples heads

So, What does Satan like for breakfest?

probly human on a stick with some hot sauce

Actually.....................
I'm A Vegitarian.
I like Zucchini for breakfast.

I'm also a vegitarian...does that mean I'm and evil angel??

Im so dumb ✅

No but that's someting that can be delt with. even though thats not MY job.

And i didn't say SANTA, I said SATAN.

Besides just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't real.

wow you said Satan LOL i am a f**k up 😛

That's ok.
Dislexia is a common problemo.

If ur satan then I want a refund on my soul i sold a few years back

not dislexia just plaine tiredness