Why should batman date me?

Not that I'm fantasizing (ok, I'm fantasizing). So, Batman needs to date me.

We just need to convince Batman. So list here all the reasons Batman needs an elf in his life.

Get a catsuit, and become a burglar... problem solved...

😖hifty:

*I already have catwoman outfits*

i wanna see 😱

Only if your good.. lol

i'm a vewy good boy... 😮

yes Vaya me too lol.

Only I be a bad boy lol.

It will cost both of you though

Just kidding 😂

money does not mean much, WELL not these days.

"See Killing Joker"

HA!Vaya!
Batman won't even look at you as long as he's got me!
MWAHAAHHAHA!

I'll make you a deal.

You can have nightwing, and I get batman

Oh my god. As long as I get Spoiler! (lol, just kidding)

^Dead girls aren't my thing personally

Batman would date you he's only go eyes for Catwoman.

i meant wouldn't

Maybe I could change his mind

Yeah right. Not since in the history of the Batman he marrys Catwoman and has a kid. She is his girl. Anyways I don't think he'd date an evil plant lady. 🤪 Unless he was under her control. But it only works once, eh?

I guess I don't know why he goes for an evil cat lady either. 🤨

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
It will cost both of you though

Just kidding 😂

he wouldn't date YOU as long as I exist, sugar... smoke