KILL the person above you.

Started by Red Two31 pages
Red Two Dark and Vengefull

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Before I died of internal bleeding, cops came and saved my life. They tried to arrest you, but you refused to co-operate and went all mad so they had to shoot you down.

What NO GRENADES!?

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.
Originally posted by johnnyforever
shock no. NO. NOOOOO!! firefirefireph Oh its on now!! *goes off in search of Slipknot and Metallica, and kills them*

Nuts!

Don´t kill the great singers. 😕

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
if you even lay your hands on a ticket for 50 cent you get shot "9" times
hence fatal
If you even get within 5 miles of johnny depp, you will have a death so disturbing, it cannot be spoke of.

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by Red Two
What NO GRENADES!?
Patience my friend. A good story isn't all violence and gore. It's also humor, and resoning.

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.
Originally posted by johnnyforever
But they didn't shoot her. She thought fast like in the Matrix, and dogded the bullets. Then ran away.

But as she ran, she fell down the stairs, fell on her head and broke her neck. Amen

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

you come within 100 miles of chris slade you revert to pre life then death (he was the drummer on The Razors Edge)

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Nuts!

Don´t kill the great singers. 😕

Johnnyforever leads mystique lynx to a nut factory. She sets the machine to 'high' setting, and every kind of nut comes hurling towards her. And to make sure she didn't survive that, she buried her, and planted and instant tree..... A pecan tree. And so she fled the country, and went to Japan. Changed her name and opened a buisness. No one ever saw her again.

The End

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
But as she ran, she fell down the stairs, fell on her head and broke her neck. Amen
a broken neck cannot kill me!

She said. Then lead Mystique Lynx to a nut factory.

see story above. ^^^^^^^^^

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

*makes johnnyforever watch every johnny depp movie till she colapses from exhaustion*

Red Two Dark and Vengefull

*Listens to NIrvana-Smells like teen spirit*

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
*makes johnnyforever watch every johnny depp movie till she colapses from exhaustion*
I would NEVER die from watching too much johnny depp! and even if i did, i just colapsed! i'm still alive!

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Johnnyforever leads mystique lynx to a nut factory. She sets the machine to 'high' setting, and every kind of nut comes hurling towards her. And to make sure she didn't survive that, she buried her, and planted and instant tree..... A pecan tree. And so she fled the country, and went to Japan. Changed her name and opened a buisness. No one ever saw her again.

The End

🥷
Willy Wonka came to collect some nuts. He found Mystique Lynx there and revived her by using a mysterious machine. She wanted revenge on johnnyforever, so she poisoned some chocolate bonbons and sent it over to her.

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

hey guess what kurt cobain didnt kill himself i killed him for the crappy music

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by Red Two
*Listens to NIrvana-Smells like teen spirit*
*breaks radio*

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
🥷
Willy Wonka came to collect some nuts. He found Mystique Lynx there and revived her by using a mysterious machine. She wanted revenge on johnnyforever, so she poisoned some chocolate bonbons and sent it over to her.
how could you send them to me if you don't know where i went. you were dead at the time i flew.

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Originally posted by Red Two
*Listens to NIrvana-Smells like teen spirit*

😱 droolio

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
hey guess what kurt cobain didnt kill himself i killed him for the crappy music

😬 that wasn´t very nice.

johnnyforever [.Member.]

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
hey guess what kurt cobain didnt kill himself i killed him for the crappy music
shock no. never even hear of him

Red Two Dark and Vengefull

Originally posted by johnnyforever
*breaks radio*

*Before you touch the radio throws you out the Window and then goes to Listen to Metallica*

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.
Originally posted by johnnyforever
how could you send them to me if you don't know where i went. you were dead at the time i flew.

In the mysterious machine, I gained telepathic abilities similar to Professor X´s, so I could find you anywhere. And no, I wasn´t dead. I was just playing dead.

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

thats because hes DEAD!!!!suck it up courtney love!!!