spetznaz
Senior Fanboy Killer
Originally posted by demigawd
Hey all, I'm back from Costa Rica. Hell of a vacation. Here's a new battle to chew on:The Fantastic Four have been judged and found wanting, so they've been replaced by a far more powerful version of them - the Uber Four:
Johnny's control and intensity of his flames are a joke compared to...[b]Firelord!
Sue's invisible forcefield tricks are really just a cheap imitation of telekinesis. Why not take the real thing with...God Cable!
Ben's strength is a pitting compared to someone who REALLY embodies physical might in the form of...Classic Mangog!
And finally - Reed's feeble shapeshifting and stretching and his silly little plans are nothing in the face of total internal molecular control and millenia of experience by...Apocalypse!
Pick a team of up to five heroes below skyfather level to take them out. Choose from any non-anime comic universe
Can you do it? [/B]
Pick 5?
Ok
1) Mr Majestic (think of PRe-Crisis Superman. Then make him an immortal with millenia of experience, plus cunning and strategy, and Kherumbim war-ware. Then add the ability to move solar systems and rend stars into two. You are now approaching the level of Majestros).
2) Gladiator (his major weakness is that if he suffers from a lack of confidence his power wanes. OTherwise he is a juggernaut)
3) Dr. Strange-Fate (the Amalgam version that mixes Dr Fate, Dr Strange and Prof X. He still counts as one individual, and an individual who can do amazing feats)
4) FireStorm (although he has amazing abilities such as heat blasts, phasing, and all that, the major reason for him to be here is his ability to turn anything, be it elemental fire or solid matter, into whatever he wants it to be. He can turn water to plastic, or a rock into ether, or a godly fireblast into a rush of warm air)
5) Martian Manhunter (while he can be a major asset in direct battle, especially in his 'pure form' that he showed in JLA: Trial by Fire, in this particular fight i would have him merge with the earth and not directly participate. All he would do would be to get inside the mind of the Gladiator and basically remove all possibility of the Gladiator losing confidence. Moreover he would reroute the Gladiator's mind, giving him even larger amounts of the superiority complex Gladiator normally has. Making Gladiator even more unstoppable).
Apocalypse would fall immediately. And anyways, while his experience goes back to the dawn of Egypt it just doesn't compare to one as Majestros who has been a Kherubim warlord for millenia before mankind even discovered how to walk upright.
FireLord is a major problem. But having cosmic fire is no use when FireStorm can just turn FireLord's flame into bunnies!
God Cable is an even more serious problem. But Dr StrangeFate was supreme in the Amalgam universe, and he could do some terrible mojo to Cable.
Classic Mangog. Hmmm? Interesting. But i wonder how he would handle a dual attack from Mr Majestic (who took care of Apocalyspe in the first pico-second of the fight) and Gladiator (mentally controlled by the Martian Manhunter and now virtually invincible). TKO: Time, 2 seconds (including time for Mangog's body to achieve escape velocity), winners Majestros and Gladiator!