Afghan TV Guide
MONDAYS8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"WEDNESDAYS8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"8:30 - "That Taliban Show"9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"10:00 - "Veilwatch"THURSDAYS8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"FRIDAYS8:00 - "Judge Laden"8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"9:00 - "What Law & Order?"9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"10:00 - "No-witness News"
What do I do to ignore what's behind me?
Do I follow my fate and escape blindly?
Do I hide my pride away from these bad dreams
And give into sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I let it go and try to stand it?
Or do I try to catch them redhanded?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness?
Or do I trust nobody and live life in lonliness?
The sunlight burns the skin of sleeping men
I make the right turns but I'm lost within
I put on my daily façade but then
I just end up gettin' hurt again
