this was a myspace bulliten
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen,
this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong, Honey. I love you."
The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him
it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too"
Originally posted by C@C@
this was a myspace bullitenA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen,
this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong, Honey. I love you."
The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him
it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too"
love that joke its the lst thign i copied into my pc
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Every year something happens. Someome always gets into a ridiculous arguement and everyone has a shitty Christmas. This year was bad though.. Half the family didn't eat, and those who did, didn't even eat together! (I can still hear them arguing.)What ever happened to Christmas? It used to be a time when family and friends got together and shared the joy, love, and laughter. It's supposed to be a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus, and give gifts to those you love. There isn't supposed to be any feeling of hostility or anger.
Christmas is way to commercialized too...
How was your Christmas?
My Fourteen Favorite Girls!!(on myspace)
Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love u to death and its hard for me to only pick 14 gals to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand =) I have a game for you.
This game has been played since 1977. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 females within five days. On the fifth day, HE(the male of your choice) will either ask you out, or say "I love you." Please send this to your 14 FAV0RitE females. It has worked for years. Good luck Gals <3
NOW MAKE A WISH
and send away
So, what can I do for you, Harry?
Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.
Vicki: So far so good.
Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
Vicki: What's that?
Harold Grisham: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks
This is something I was posting in another thread. it wasn't done but no well...
You know that quote "I'm different, just like everybody else" well if you think about it, and question it, and ask "why is everybody different from me." Then you would have to ask another question... "Why weren't we made different from each other" Answer: If we were all the same, than everybody would agree with each other, and their wouldn't be any war, or killing, but we wouldn't have our passion, and we wouldn't be able to love just one person. So in order for us to love one person and have them love you... We were made different from each other, so that each of us can experience love, hate, and all thos other things...