Batman VS. Thanos

batman wins.......................lmfao

Originally posted by spiderboy5
batman wins.......................lmfao

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AT BEST - Batman advises on strategy to someone else.
You want to outthink Thanos, you need Adam Warlock; or Darkseid.
I know Bruce wouldn't back down to anyone, but this is ridiculous.

I say batman wins. He can just use his money to pay some aliens with technology to defeat him.

Think Bruce can rent some Celestials for an afternoon? 😆
I don't he has enough coin; he'll have to call in Bill Gates and the owner of IKEA for some collateral! 😉

bahh...I think...that with prep time...he calls the whole JLA, manipulates them to fight (like he kidnaps superwomen and tels supes that Thanos was the one that took her, and then gets the rest of the JLA to back him up), plus the teen titans, plus the outsiders, forces the WHOLE green lantern corps to come out to play manipulating them somehow saying that Thanos is a threat to the omniverse.....or some BS....and then he just sits down and lets the others do the work for him....not sure if they win but Im sure Bats could get them all out there....

Originally posted by Blair Wind
bahh...I think...that with prep time...he calls the whole JLA, manipulates them to fight, plus the teen titans, plus the outsiders, forces the WHOLE green lantern corps to come out to play manipulating them somehow saying that Thanos is a threat to the omniverse.....or some BS....and then he just sits down and lets the others do the work for him....

Yeah! Then he'll sit back and take all the credit. Bastard! 😂

Originally posted by roughrider
Yeah! Then he'll sit back and take all the credit. Bastard! 😂

you know it but as according to Batman and Superman (the whole supergirl and Darksied arc) he'll do whatever is nessasary 😈 which means hes a bastard....

batman can beat anybody with prep, ANYBODY, HE absolutly owns thanos!!! end of story...

Originally posted by roughrider
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AT BEST - Batman advises on strategy to someone else.
You want to outthink Thanos, you need Adam Warlock; or Darkseid.
I know Bruce wouldn't back down to anyone, but this is ridiculous.

Originally posted by roughrider
Think Bruce can rent some Celestials for an afternoon? 😆
I don't he has enough coin; he'll have to call in Bill Gates and the owner of IKEA for some collateral! 😉

He could borrow some from Namor:

Namor the philanthropist. 😄 Always willing to give a handout, even to his rivals. 😛

Originally posted by spiderboy5
ever heard of sarcasm? 😕

The very existence of this thread... 🙄

Originally posted by roughrider
Namor the philanthropist. 😄 Always willing to give a handout, even to his rivals. 😛

You know that it was just a secret plan to get Sue Storm in bed.

No, really, it was.

The man just doesn't take "no" as an answer. 😂

Very simple. Batman finds and animates the Asgardian Destroyer. End of story.

And what is that Namor is holding in his hand??...oh, wait, sorry, for a sec thought it was something else.

😂

Originally posted by Mindship
Very simple. Batman finds and animates the Asgardian Destroyer. End of story.

And what is that Namor is holding in his hand??...oh, wait, sorry, for a sec thought it was something else.

😱 😄 😆

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
You know that it was just a secret plan to get Sue Storm in bed.

No, really, it was.

The man just doesn't take "no" as an answer. 😂

Well, he knows that her 'no's' have always meant 'maybe'. 😉
He's a manly man who doesn't readily take defeat!

Yeah. 😄

I have a questiond did sue ever **** namor cuz there alays tension with him and thing and mr fantastic

Originally posted by wolverine8888
I have a questiond did sue ever **** namor cuz there alays tension with him and thing and mr fantastic

Never, to my memory. Llyra did disguise as Sue Storm and they had sex (Namor thought she was Sue). That way Llyra was able to get Namor's genetic material and create Namor's son/clone, Llyron:

Namor has kissed Sue once or twice, though. And there has always been some chemistry between them.