The Ear-wax and Boogers Thread

Why is ear-wax orange, but boogers are green?

All I know is that they stick to your fingers when you pick em.

But why are they different colors? Arn't they both formed from dirty air?

I guess.

Maybe the hairs in your eares and nose have different types of folicles that form different types of chromosones that alter the pigments of the colors.

What the hell did I just say???

😂

I don't know.

Suddenly highschool science must have come back to haunt me. I am probably wrong anyways. I just know the technical words that accompany science.

I've got bastard allergies, too. So I have snot coming out of my nose like a fountain.

My nose has been running too. Maybe I have a cold.

Maybe your brain is melting.

*Jumps into giant freezer*

HaHa! Not anymore!!! This brain will leak no more!

Hey, grab me a grape popsicle in there, will ya?

*Shivering*

I...can't...move.

Don't stick your tongue out.

Ah caant ut's tuck to the top of my mouf.

I can't remember ever having a thread with this disgusting a title. You could have made it the "Ear Wax, Boogers and Toe Jam Thread" you know.

😂

Toe Jam sucks.

and tomatos are red...

I am boycotting this inappropriate thread!!

Geesh!!
What has this board come too?!!!!
I think I'm gonna have to post a Björk picture to make this thread more respectable like!
🙄 😛 😄 🤣 😄

if that gets it any better, this thread must REALLY be bad!

Not so long ago we had a discussion about the colour of belly button fluff, but this thread takes us to an all time low.

Good work To. 😄