Drug Tests (damn, I should have thought about them)

I have to find a new job soon and whoever hires me better not give me a drug test. 😕

hoover

I sniff coke 😎

without the ice cubes of course ✅

I failed a drug test once in Alaska! 😄 I'll have to tell that story one day. It's quite funny.

😂^

pissing in a cup
yep

Originally posted by burlyman
😂^

😘 😂

Thankfully I've never had a drug test 😮‍💨

Tell Us the story TH!!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I sniff coke 😎
without the ice cubes of course ✅

Dont you find the bubbles make you sneeze? 😕

You could try drinking 6 pints of water a day for 3 days before the interview 🙂

Wont do you any good but it'll be funny cos you'll keep pis*ing.... 😛

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Tell Us the story TH!!!

I thought you'd never ask. Here's the skinny. 😄

It was 1998, I believe, and I decide to go visit one of my best friends in Alaska. So, I decide that Girdwood Alaska is a cool place and that I want to move there for the Summer and get my own pad, the works. So, there's the 7-ll that is basically the last place to get gas for a while, and it's on the outskirts of Girdwood along the Turnagain (sp) Arm. Remind me to tell you the Turnagain Arm story.

To be continued. . .. . . . . not that anyone gives a rat's ass.

*hands TH a rats ass* Please continue!

So, I apply for the job and they make me go into Anchorage and meet with some guy who is going to interview me at the Tosoro Corporate Office. So I go in and I breeze through the interview process, we chat about my family that lives up there, about his swords hanging on the wall, yadda yadda . . ..

So, he tells me I gotta take a drug test in a week and I'm like, 'no prob.' But, inside my head, I was like, 'holy shit, Tired Hiker, you are the biggest fu*king ***head I know!'

To be cont . . ... .

Originally posted by Baylin
*hands TH a rats ass* Please continue!

Dude, I don't condone my past behavior in any way! I'm a changed man since then. There will be a morally valuable lesson in the end. Just give me a chance. 😬

So, I'm hanging out with the local Girdwood folk, and they party like a bunch of Hobbits/snowboarders which was cool, cuz I snow board. So, I make some friends, we twist some fat*ies and stuff, and of course I try that herbal stuff the day of the drug test to flush my system. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. So, I go in and pee in a cup and call a few days later to get the test results and the lady tells me the results are positive! So, I say, "You mean I passed?"

And then it got quiet.

I realized she didn't think I was as funny as I thought I was funny. So, I told her, "I should have studied harder. Sorry for wasting your time." Then I hung up and flew back home a few days later and finished school and ended up landing a solid career. So, if it weren't for failing the drug test, I might be working at a 7-11 in Girdwood Alaska right now. The moral of the story . . .. . . . don't crack jokes with the drug test lady.

Actually, that 7-11 job in Girdwood doesn't sound so bad.

Isnt the moral of the story 'dont do drugs'' 🤨

One would think...😑

But it's really a statement against the government's and some of society's disdain for nature's gifts.

That may be true but it aint the moral of the stroy in this case...it is the moral overall thou..

Like mushooms! Did you know that there are rabits who especailly look for the shrooms and eat them....yeah! 👆
Can you imgaine being a rabbit and looking for shrooms to eat all day long....i bet they dont even know they are rabbits....mwahaha